Nicole Richie's Stupid Disguise

1. Maybe the ugly skank has a suspended drivers license and doesn't want to be photographed driving. That would be the only reason the attention whore would be hiding from a camera.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 6th 2007 by slinky

2. Stupid disguise? How about STUPID PAPARAZZI for taking a pic of her every freakin second of her life when she's not doing anything but being out of 4 walls.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Sonya

3. Oh girl please, eat something. Maybe she's scared the flashes will crack her bones

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Populent

4. That's not some ordinary towel--that's the Shroud of Turin!
Nicole, homey, you've got style!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 6th 2007 by tata larue

5. Where was she coming from? Because MSNBC is reporting that Nicole is pregnant!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 6th 2007 by tl

6. can' t wait until she gets sent to jail for her probation violation. Love seeing these
hoas gettin their sprit broken.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 6th 2007 by stretcharmstrong

7. Nicole, honey...eat something! Ben and Jerry's ice cream would be a good start! Chips ahoy, anything that will put some weight on your sorry skinny ass body. You are getting freakier by the second....Paging Nicole Jackson!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 6th 2007 by BenandJerry

8. Why did she do that???

Posted at 3:56PM on Jun 6th 2007 by malteselover

9. ...............I'm sure she looked like a giant Q-tip..........

Posted at 3:57PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Old Dog

10. I heard the towel weighed more than nicole. Ooh-rah!

Posted at 4:14PM on Jun 6th 2007 by RP

11. -i dont understand why all of a sudden she doesnt want to be seen, or photographed, she never really posed for the camara the way Paris did, but she still never minded the camras!!

-i've heard that she might be pregnant too, and some say the bump might be from a swollen tummy from not eating..- but when the paps took that picture of her running on the beach and looking god awfully skinny she didnt have that bump, -so if she wasnt eating before and didnt have the bump then why is it that she has one now, -i still dont think that she is as skinny as she was before ( which is a good thing) which means if she didn't have a bump before from being a skelaton she probably wouldnt have one now!!.. so i'm thinking that she might be preggers!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Love

12. must be hard driving with a towel in your face...unless is to avoid photos which end up on a DA's office who is looking for parole violators...

Posted at 4:41PM on Jun 6th 2007 by SP

13. this is youre brain on bush, baby

Posted at 5:02PM on Jun 6th 2007 by catheadmoon

14. Why hasn't her case gone to trial yet?

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 6th 2007 by cambel

15. she was coming from a reproductive clinic...she did not want to be noticed.

Posted at 5:40PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Jax