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Nicole Richie's

Stupid Disguise

6/6/2007 3:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Creepy School for Shielding Your Children, Nicole Richie tried going incognito on Tuesday -- by wrapping a towel around her head. Genius would make a lousy spy!

A down-low Nicole, with a seeing-eye-friend in tow, made her covered way across the street to her black Mercedes SUV. Hey, who's that 82-pound blonde getting into that luxury vehicle?!?!

While it couldn't possibly make her driving any worse, Wrongway Richie did remove the towel before heading off into the sunset. Thank heaven for little things!

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duke    

Maybe the ugly skank has a suspended drivers license and doesn't want to be photographed driving. That would be the only reason the attention whore would be hiding from a camera.

2664 days ago
2.

S    

Stupid disguise? How about STUPID PAPARAZZI for taking a pic of her every freakin second of her life when she's not doing anything but being out of 4 walls.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

2664 days ago
3.

Populent    

Oh girl please, eat something. Maybe she's scared the flashes will crack her bones

2664 days ago
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tata larue    

That's not some ordinary towel--that's the Shroud of Turin!
Nicole, homey, you've got style!

2664 days ago
5.

tl    

Where was she coming from? Because MSNBC is reporting that Nicole is pregnant!

2664 days ago
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smilesarefree    

can' t wait until she gets sent to jail for her probation violation. Love seeing these
hoas gettin their sprit broken.

2664 days ago
7.

Jemima Puddleduck    

Nicole, honey...eat something! Ben and Jerry's ice cream would be a good start! Chips ahoy, anything that will put some weight on your sorry skinny ass body. You are getting freakier by the second....Paging Nicole Jackson!

2664 days ago
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Malteselover    

Why did she do that???

2664 days ago
9.

Your'e Fired!    

...............I'm sure she looked like a giant Q-tip..........

2664 days ago
10.

RP    

I heard the towel weighed more than nicole. Ooh-rah!

2664 days ago
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Love    

-i dont understand why all of a sudden she doesnt want to be seen, or photographed, she never really posed for the camara the way Paris did, but she still never minded the camras!!

-i've heard that she might be pregnant too, and some say the bump might be from a swollen tummy from not eating..- but when the paps took that picture of her running on the beach and looking god awfully skinny she didnt have that bump, -so if she wasnt eating before and didnt have the bump then why is it that she has one now, -i still dont think that she is as skinny as she was before ( which is a good thing) which means if she didn't have a bump before from being a skelaton she probably wouldnt have one now!!.. so i'm thinking that she might be preggers!!

2664 days ago
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SP    

must be hard driving with a towel in your face...unless is to avoid photos which end up on a DA's office who is looking for parole violators...

2664 days ago
13.

catheadmoon    

this is youre brain on bush, baby

2664 days ago
14.

Cam    

Why hasn't her case gone to trial yet?

2664 days ago
15.

Jax    

she was coming from a reproductive clinic...she did not want to be noticed.

2664 days ago
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