Nicole Richie's Stupid Disguise

6/6/2007 3:30 PM PDT
Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Creepy School for Shielding Your Children, Nicole Richie tried going incognito on Tuesday -- by wrapping a towel around her head. Genius would make a lousy spy!

A down-low Nicole, with a seeing-eye-friend in tow, made her covered way across the street to her black Mercedes SUV. Hey, who's that 82-pound blonde getting into that luxury vehicle?!?!

While it couldn't possibly make her driving any worse, Wrongway Richie did remove the towel before heading off into the sunset. Thank heaven for little things!