Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em!

16. I LOVEEE PARIS!! SHES SO PRETTY & AWESOMEE

she didnt do anything to you assholes!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Debe

17. OH PLEASE! THAT WORN OUT SLUT PROBABLY DIDN'T FEEL A THING...SHE'S BEEN BANGED OUT SO MANY TIMES I'M SURE HER CROTCH STRETCHES LIKE A RUBBER BAND.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Stephanie

18. Did she have someone film it ? She can release it as another s*x tape and get another 15 minutes of fame added to her scandal sheet

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 6th 2007 by DRMcCoy

19. I heard that they found PEREZ HILTON's head up there...

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 6th 2007 by STEVE-O

20. So, how long before we see "the Paris Hilton rubber glove" on eBay?? ewwwwww!!!!!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Amy W

21. I heard she's one of those people who has "anal bleaching" done...I'll bet the cavity searcher hadn't seen THAT before! "Hey sweetie, why is your brown eye white?" Wink wink!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Flygirl

22. Excellent,! Just a few more days and her spirit will be fully broken.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 6th 2007 by stretcharmstrong

23. I had already sensed this--you didn't have to tell me, as all of my cats ran out of my yard into the direction of Lynwood.

Posted at 3:43PM on Jun 6th 2007 by tata larue

24. the skank must have enjoyed the search. i hope they wore gloves when they searched her - wouldn't want a herpes outbreak in the county jail.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 6th 2007 by dynasty ll - the colbys

25. I'm beginning to smell a rat. I thought they did away with the strip search for non violent and non repeat offenders...I know we have in New York State.

Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for Paris....but I still think this might be a (gasp) prevarication. Especially, since she is incarcerated in a special facility for high profile bimbos.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Nyte Tyger

26. Perhaps they found her brain? Finally...

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 6th 2007 by L

27. maybe they found some in and out burgers!!!! or a carls jr burger!!!!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 6th 2007 by tnt

28. It would be like the Hilton family to have 'leaked' to the Post that Paris did not have to undergo the search to save some face, so bravo TMZ for calling them out on it.

Hope the searcher was double gloved :)

Posted at 3:49PM on Jun 6th 2007 by CALI

29. Hopefully the Prison's Employee Medical plan will cover the Valtrex that the guard who examined Paris will need now that he has been exposed to Herpes.

Posted at 5:15PM on Jun 6th 2007 by cambel

30. Im sorry I cant stop laughing at ther responses-this has to be one of the funniest that I have seen on TMZ! Can anyone tell me where the story of her having herpes came from?

Posted at 3:48PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Court Reporter