Paris' Jailbreak -- The Official Explanation

31. I'll bet ya she's wolfing down food right now all the while planning tonight's party at her house.

American justice is a bloody joke. Sure wish something could get done about it.

Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Bobby

32. Our prayers worked Paris is free. Thank-you.

Posted at 11:24AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Pink Prison Sheets

33. Hey Paris, now you and your mother will have a lot of time to work on your cavity search sex tape!

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 7th 2007 by lola

34. lets see 1/2hr on sunday and 2 hrs on thursday = 5 days served........geezs I see it as 3 days and 2.5 hrs served. Must be "paris math"

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 7th 2007 by pat

35. If I ever get incarcerated, I'll complain that I'm sick and should be allowed to go home.
However, I don't think I'll be able to stop the guards from laughing and rolling on the floor.
I'm sure one of them will grab their crotch and say "here's your home".

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 7th 2007 by TBA

36. I think Paris is a disgrace to the entire population of human beings. Just because she is rich she gets away with things that regular people can't get away with. She has no talent, she looks cheap and acts cheaper and she should hang her head in shame. I also feel the penal system has also disgraced themselves by letting her get by with this stuff. Her mother is also a digrace to motherhood.

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 7th 2007 by interested

37. Steve Whitmore is the same guy who tried to coverup Mel's racist tirade. That explains it all. He is a celebrity ass kisser. I bet celebs beg to go to his jail. LOL They know they will get out! He makes me sick. He needs to be fired.

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 7th 2007 by tina

38. time will heal all wounds and you will be fine soon Paris. take care

Posted at 11:16AM on Jun 7th 2007 by i still love paris

39. OJ got off..............and you all are surprised??????????????

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Pieta

40. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF


THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN STUPID!

FREE EVERYONE AND GIVE THEN A EFFIN BRACELET FOR PETES SAKE..

THIS MAKES THE JAIL SYSTEM LOOK LIKE A DAMN JOKE

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 7th 2007 by me me me

41. Now she can have her hair extensions put back in.

Technically, house arrest means one cannot go out to the salon and shopping, but Paris has enough money to have all those people come to her. The shops will even deliver or bring over assortments for her to select from.

Yes, life will be rough for the poor little rich girl.

Posted at 11:18AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Poor little rich girl

42. Talk show are reporting it's an outbreak of HERPES!!!!!

Posted at 11:16AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Brianne

43. Only the Rich and Famous can get away with complete and utter nonsense as this. That's it! I'm taking over the world. BEWARE! :)

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 7th 2007 by hutiputa

44. I hope any inmate at L.A.'s county jail, serving time for the same offense as Paris Hilton, complains about a "medical condition" and demands immediate release. If they are not released they should sue the county's ass BIG TIME.

Posted at 11:19AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Nancy

45. By the way, does anyone else recall the judge said NO alternative sentencing?

Posted at 11:18AM on Jun 7th 2007 by greyhawk