As we wait with bated breath for the first photo of Paris Hilton with her ankle bracelet on, our friends over at PrettyOnTheOutside have mocked up a little something to fill the void. Hello legs!
Paris was fitted with the accessory as she was "transferred" from jail to her home early this morning -- to serve the rest of her sentence under house arrest. That's hot, cartoon style.
1. I think it would be be better if she had to wear it as a necklace, that way if she ventured out of range for to long, the device would explode, thus blowing her useless head off, now that's Hot!
Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 7th 2007 by SlappDaddy
2. Maybe the judge will send her to Iraq next time she comes before him.
Posted at 3:43PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Steve Ivins, Esq.
3. 159. CALL E! VIEWER RELATIONS AT 323-954-2400, EXT 2828 TO GET HER SHOW OFF THE AIR!!!!
As long as they promote her, they are promoting her drunken behavior. Perhaps when she kills someone's kid they will quit paying her money for being a drunk slut!
CALL E! VIEWER RELATIONS AT 323-954-2400, EXT 2828 TO GET HER SHOW OFF THE AIR!!!!
Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Leah
Posted at 3:49PM on Jun 7th 2007 by HateLawBreakers
4. all you obese people get a life!!! Leave porr little Paris aLONE!
Posted at 4:06PM on Jun 7th 2007 by meme roth
5. You lucky bitch. If I got a nickle for every time you rich bitches got away with a crime In L.A. You damn spoiled bitch !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 5:46PM on Jun 9th 2007 by Tone Loak
6. Paris looks like Big Bird.
She desperately needs a nose job
Posted at 5:41PM on Jun 7th 2007 by parislookslikebigbird
7. Paris looks like Big Bird
Posted at 5:40PM on Jun 7th 2007 by parislookslikebigbird
8. now the only thing paris has to worry about is the tanline the braclet will leave !!
Posted at 5:04PM on Jun 7th 2007 by D
9. help prison hilton with her condition, donate to chess in prison...
Posted at 5:20PM on Jun 7th 2007 by catheadmoon
10. I am so glad that everyone is so pleased about Paris being shown special treatment. Hopefully, the next time that she is stopped for DUI, some innocent person will not be killed as a result of her disregard for the laws that the rest of us humans have to follow. If she were poor and a minority, they would have thrown the book at her. Her parents should be ashamed of her!
Posted at 7:31PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Fran
11. God bless America!!!
This is the world you have created. This is the justice that you try to teach others.
This is your reality.
Money talks and justice is blind only if you are black, foreign or poor.
God Bless America!!!
Posted at 8:00AM on Jun 8th 2007 by John
12. I like the jail bird here too:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/paris_hilton/index.html
Posted at 9:24PM on Jun 7th 2007 by West Coastian
13. I think it should shock the hell out of her if she uses her cell phone, or blackberry or turns on the tv or..............
Posted at 12:02AM on Jun 8th 2007 by whatzup
14. I think it should shock the hell out of her when she uses her blackberry, or tv, or espresso maker, or rings the bell for her servent or ............................
Posted at 4:37PM on Jun 8th 2007 by whatzup
15. As Paris would say: "THATS HOT!"
Posted at 10:03AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Jewels
