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Paris -- No Wieners Behind Bars

Even in jail, Paris Hilton is staying slim -- she wouldn't touch her state-issued hot dog Tuesday night, but she might be getting some help coping with the slammer from none other than Brad Pitt.

Her Tuesday night dinner included a hot dog along with beans, mixed vegetables, some gelatin, and milk, but according to the New York Post, Paris just couldn't stomach the dog. Meanwhile, she could be passing the time with Brad Pitt, who's appearing on the small screen in "Troy" -- the current in-cell entertainment selection she can see through the door of her cell.

Still, the reality of life inside, by all accounts, is that she's pretty much on her own 23 out of 24 hours a day, except for visits, as TMZ told you yesterday, from her lawyer and shrink.

Did Birkhead Lawyer Have a Thing for Howard K.?


In a bizarre twist in the Anna Nicole Smith legal after-mess, a new report suggests that Debra Opri, Larry Birkhead's former lawyer, was all over Howard K. Stern (it's too early in the morning!) at Anna Nicole's funeral, raising many eyebrows. According to OK! (via MSNBC), Opri "was putting her hands all over Howard K. Stern to console him, which appeared inappropriate, especially when she was trash-talking him before and after." As TMZ reported exclusively, Birkhead is suing Opri for allegedly defrauding him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Akon – So What If I Threw the Kid?


Rapper-badboy Akon is claiming today -- through his lawyers -- that he didn't do anything wrong when he violently tossed a 15-year-old boy off the stage at a concert in upstate New York. Though no criminal charges have been filed against the rapper, as the Poughkeepsie Journal reports, police have finally identified the teen, but would not release his name. The boy threw a black disc at Akon before the concert started, whereupon the rapper asked the boy to come onstage -- only to pick him up over his head and toss him back into the audience.

Party Favors: Spice Girls Reunion -- For Real? ... Barker's Last Showcase Showdown ... NBC Really, Really Wants Rosie


But can they still shake it? The Spice Girls, reports OK!, are getting it back together, for real this time. They finally convinced lone holdout Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm to get on board with a tour, though she won't write any new songs. ... Bob Barker filmed his last episode of "The Price Is Right" last night, ending 35 years of giving away cars, playing Plinko, and trying to contain his disdain when people bid $45,000 for a patio set and set of scooters in the Showcase Showdown. ... New NBC programming chief Ben Silverman "will do anything" to get Rosie O'Donnell on his network, reports FOX News, and his plans might include an hour-long game show and a daytime hour as well.

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31. Debra Opri, et al.

In published photos DO is consoling grieving Howard who had just lashed out at everyone (with the exception of himself) regarding the stunning death of his best friend-lover-mother of "his" child in "Hollywood", Florida of all places--interesting, eh? Further, she had her inner circle there to bid her goodbye so she could go to "The Bahamas Heaven" to be with her young son. It's okay for Larry to fall in love with the (enemy) but not Debra Opri who also got sucked into the drama and reflected what she was hearing and seeing in the case.

Actually, when is the Inquest for the forgotten Daniel Wayne Smith who mysteriously died
in his mother's maternity room--2012 or NEVER? Interesting, how Americans go to The Bahamas and change Commonwealth Laws to suit their needs. There's no fault and nothing to hide so just move through it (trust The Bahamians who are known to be loving folks) and put his memory to rest as he, obviously, suffered enough from his mother's sordid lifestyle during his abreviated life.

Now that there is a legal marriage of HKS-LEB in the name of the estate on behalf of (their) child hopefully they won't forget to toss in the "Hey Junior, it's Anna Nicole" telephone voice message so (their) daughter can obtain a lot of money from one of Anna Nicole's finest professional contributions. They almost have "Horizons" stuffed into their back pockets due to loopholes in The Bahamian laws so there must be some serious gloating going on with the heist nearly complete. Soon they'll be able to build a lighthouse on the property and create an eternal flame to keep the pathetic memory of one of the most notorious female drug addicts alive (due to all her self-publicized stunts) with only a beautiful face, basketball-sized and RIPPLED implants, low I.Q., and void of any class, dignity, or grace. Maybe LEB will consent to his daughter having a Bat Mitzvah, too, in honor of Larry King -- what an absolute joke and on a global network show, HKS, i.e. "I'm the proud father....".

I'm not jealous of material goods, I'm only a person with personal ethics who senses that G. Ben Thompson is getting a raw deal and has experienced multiple lifetimes of karma from having physically been weakened as a man to the manipulative whitetrash known as Anna Nicole Smith and the likes of HKS-LEB who will get his investment property. Oh, happy days are here, again!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Maybe they'll spend their final days in The Bahamas together--playing in the sand and building sand castles, before disappearing into the sunset in "The Bahamas Heaven"

Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Nothing surprises me about these folks....

32. Spice Girls???????? And for Deb. Opri , we don't care, she had her 15 min....

Posted at 11:51AM on Jun 7th 2007 by Gee

33. AKON RULEZ ! ! !

BTW, who the hell is Akon?

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 7th 2007 by buck_ramone

34. Team Paris (#1). I hope you get hit by a bus.... Comparing Paris to Jesus. Seriously that's about the dumbest thing I've ever read... unless Jesus was out doing drugs, drinking then driving without headlights...

Random comment: I'd love to see the Spice Girls together again... They were fun.

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Valerie

35. I saw this coming a mile away. Surprised Paris stayed in jail this long with all the money that family has to pay off people. She drove drunk. She drove after her license was taken away. If that happened to me I'd still be sitting in jail and I have a real illness. Often wondered what happens if you are really sick, doubt you are given a ankle device and told to go home where you can eat what you want, sleep in your million dollar thread count sheets etc. Really I agree with whoever wrote please stop covering her. She has never done charity work or showed she cares about anything but Paris and yep her mug shot with the greasy caked on make up plowed over an over processed tanner makes her face look like red cottage cheese. Cry me a river this girl drove drunk then laughed it off and drove again without a license. What is going to happen when or if she kills someone???? They'd pay that off too. Whole thing makes me sick and I can't look at her mug again please TMZ stop covering her, maybe she'll just go away.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Lainey

36. THANK YOU!!! FRED FLINSTONE

Posted at 1:33PM on Jun 7th 2007 by stop hating on hiphop

37. HOWARD IS THE ONLOY ONE WHO KEEPS HIS DIGNITY IN THIS MESS.

Posted at 1:16PM on Jun 7th 2007 by OPRI , BIRKHEAD,VIRGIE ARE ALL BAD $HUNGRY 4 MONEY

38. The news about Opri will only get worse.

So many people have been 'had' by Opri. So many people believe the rumors about HKS that Opri made up. So many people keep repeating these nasty things about HKS even knowing now it was all made up.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Only swim in the Ocean

39. Well it all makes sense now. Shame on Opri moving in on Larry's territory like that. No wonder she's getting sued. No one likes a home wrecker.

I suppose next week we'll hear how Vigie tried to grope Howie. Poor Larry. Every one wants his man.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jun 7th 2007 by mg

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Posted at 4:07PM on Jun 7th 2007 by catheadmoon

41. Opri having a “thing” for Howard K. Now that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
SHE'S A LESBIAN. You have to be seriously clueless not to see that! LMAO!

Posted at 4:27PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Ellen

42. I can't beleive Howard and Larry are in bed together. Literally! Larry hired Howards rubberhead Ron Rale attorneys Trope & Dumbass against Deb Opri. Birkhead was my hero, now he is as big a joke as HKS now. Larry really blew it! Leave poor homely Opri alone and pay your bill loser. Larry is no differennt than Anna now that I think about it. Neither had a real job and lived off others.

Posted at 5:47PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Uncle Howie

43. #29 - it's unprofessional to get emotionally involved in your clients lives. I suppose you want to move in with The Hoff now? Get over it. It was in bad taste to turn up at the funeral. You didn't know Anna personally and were not genuinely greiving.

Posted at 7:16PM on Jun 7th 2007 by What a ridiculous bill

44. 44

It wasn't exactally in the best taste for Larry to be at Annas funeral either. After all she was in the Bahamas to get away from him. He and Opri both had no busiiness being there. Photo op or what?

Posted at 8:44PM on Jun 7th 2007 by mg

45. Who cares if Akon is R&B or a rapper.. He is a loser.

It is obvious Akon lives in his own little world.

Posted at 1:21AM on Jun 8th 2007 by YMMV

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