Paris Well-Wishers: Mom, Dad and Dominick Dunne

76. ...............I shall NEVER read, a single one of DUNNE'S Books...What-a-Whacko!!!!!........

Posted at 10:11PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Old Dog

77. No wonder Paris is such a waste of life with parents like hers. Is there any way we can find out how much money they paid the Sheriff to release her? One story said she wasn't eating in jail, she might starve. That's not such a bad idea. But, now she is eating cupcakes? Paris AND her parents should go to jail. What medical problems are they making up that she has to get her out of jail?

Posted at 10:13PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Cookie

78. you should have taught your daughter manners ans to be geatful for what she has ..INSTEAD YOU LET HER MAKE FOOLS OF YOU ALL!!!!! SHE WANTED THE FAME NOW ...AND ALL SHE HAD DONE WITH THAT IS MAKE EVERYONE HATE HER ........ GOOD JOB MOM N DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:57PM on Jun 7th 2007 by kass

79. why do they do this why cant every body be threated the same only because she is rich an other people that are poer they have to do more time? cops are always corrupted?

Posted at 1:40AM on Jun 9th 2007 by Alex Noriega

80. Ha! Now we see where she gets her petulant spoiled-brat, um, "ism" from: her Mom's a trophy bride! Yup, just like Paris, old-lady Kathy (too old even to be a cougar now) is also a blue-eyed blonde, gorgeous at one time but severely lacking in marketable skills. Except looking good. Like Paris. Check out Kathy's "IMDB".

Hey, who are we kidding, this is the way it's been for 15,000 years of human evolution. As much as women love to go on about feminism, the fact is that most women want to be taken care of. Rich men get good-looking women, simple as that. We gonna change that? Not on your life -- 15,000 years of human evolution does not change overnight.

This whole Paris-in-jail-for 3-days mumbo jumbo has brought to light a far more serious issue: women versus men. Fact is, women are treated far more leniently by the justice system than men are. It's not rich versus poor, or black versus white; it's women versus men. It's the hypocrisy of the women's movement (Hilary, you listening?) who don't want to admit that women truly are the weaker sex and do want to be taken care of by men.

Posted at 12:50AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Keddy

81. If Paris is a MENTAL CASE why not send her to a mental hospital jail ward.????????

Posted at 1:16AM on Jun 8th 2007 by JuneAnne

82. So people should be in jail and be HAPPY? This weak minded whore has her daddy's money manipulating for her again - and the entire process stinks. She's a criminal - do the time. She is no more special than any other convicted offender - and should not be treated any differently. She already had a private cell - better than most had. What does this hypocricy say to others? She is a really worthless waste of human flesh - and to give her this special treatment is sickening.

Posted at 1:17AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Dastaneda

83. Paris in Jail
"Oh my god I am going crazy in here. Please some one help me. I can't take it any more. I am going to lose my mind. I am going to hurt myself. Please god, why me? is any one listening. I will do anything. Please daddy bring the check book, pay some one and get me out of here before I lose my mind. I am pounding my head on the walls. I have no drugs to calm myself down. Please, please help me. Is anyone listening."
Well someone is Paris. I hear you dear. I am coming.
"Who is it....who's there?
Why its me Paris, Sheriff Baca, I came to get you out. All you have to do is wear this little , tiny bracelet on your little chicken ankle and you are good to go.
Oh, thank you Sheriff, you are the best.
Paris at home.
"Oh, home at last. I thought I was going to go crazy in there. And they say I am a terrible actress. Ha, ha, suckers!
Paris on the phone!
Mumzy I home, could you have my drugs delivered." I need something to calm my nerves."
"yes dear, pop and I will be right over. That Sheriff was so easy. Who ever thought he had such soft balls."
Mom and dad shows up at the house.
"Oh mom, dad, I am so much better now."
"Thank god, I am so happy we were able to get you out of that stinky, dirty cell. I hope you took a bath an scrubbed real good. Jails are for poor people....,the little people....not people like us.....we are above the law......the law is beneath us..,.,,.they are all beneath us," laughed mother Hilton.
"I am just happy that Sheriff bought in to your meltdown. All that acting lessons finally payed off/ Thank god that stupid Sheriff realizes people that have money like us do not belong in jail, after all we can buy this whole stinking town if we wanted too," said Father Hilton.
The phone rings, Paris finds out the judge wants to see her Friday at 9am to talk about why her lying little dramatic butt is out of jail.
"Oh no mother, father!...what will I do?"
"Just remember Prais, when you see the judge tomorrow act like you are the crazy bitch you really are.....he's a lot harder than that kiss ass Sheriff, so you will really have to work on him. Maybe you should pull out your bleach hair and scream. Say you will kill your self. something like that. Just act crazy. You know how to do it! You are one bad ass bitch!
Oh mother I will, I will, I'll have that judge so wrapped around my little finger, that I will walk out of court tomorrow a free woman!
And so it continues!

Posted at 2:07AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Why me, why me lord!

84. Maybe her "medical problem" is that they could not handle her detoxing in prison.

Posted at 3:17AM on Jun 8th 2007 by missy

85. I have nothing against Paris Hilton but today her actions have touched the inner city. A noted person who's doing so much for troubled youth's was absent from a very important class full of kids on probation. Katy Haber is a member of BAFTA/LA and she's assisted in helping C.U.R.E. end the gang violence in helen keller park. Katy has joined us in working every thursday at the old county probation building on imperial and normandie. today Katy's car was in a traffic accident in hollywood. her car was totalled so she missed the class. Katy is a very important member of our team and now she too must find a way around Paris Hiltons actions. how do we teach inner city kids to follow the law when they see people with money get treated like Paris? If Paris was black would we be dealing with this? and last I want to suggest Paris Hilton be made to step in for Katy Haber and do community service for Common Unity Reaching Everyone. she can help us at helen keller park and on thursdays she can join us with deputy james at the community honors drama ensemble. Paris I hope you realize the message this sends to the youth. you can do so much good by reaching out and helping those less off than you. we will be happy to accept your community service with our girls. please go to www.cureworkz.com for more info on us or google helen keller park and BAFTA/LA.
And I hope you have someone reach out to MS. Haber at BAFTA/LA. this lady doesn't deserve to suffer because they let you out early. you have no idea how much she means to the inner city of los angeles. Katy has been a major factor in ending Major gang wars and killings in the Athens area. and because of Kater Haber Helen Keller Park now has the only movie screening room in the hood!
do the right thing Paris. help yourself by helping others.
Much Love and Respect.
Cameron of C.U.R.E.
Common Unirty Reaching Everyone

Posted at 4:15AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Cameron from C.U.R.E.

86. Awwww, come on now, it looks like Paris has learned her lesson - how to wrangle and finangle her way out of a ruling by a California State judge. Cough, cough.

Posted at 6:48AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Not-So-instant-Karma

87. So, what do you think was the payoff to the Sherriff?

A lifetime of free Presidential Suites at the Hilton??

There was DEFINITELY some money passed on this deal!!!

Get O'Reilly in on the act.

BAN THE HILTON HOTELS AND ALL OF THEIR AFFILIATES!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Beverly Hill

88. Well, Paris 20 days in jail that could have been done with flying colors you were quick to take that drink you should be quick to do the time, If it was someone else from the general public Iam pretty sure that we would have not been send home on a tether after three days. Returning you to jail will probably help you put your life in order

Posted at 9:12AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Patricia

89. ENABLERS!....what horrible parents! Your daughter is such a wack job because of the two of you! Her parents should be thrown in jail for raising her to be the way she is!

Posted at 9:11AM on Jun 8th 2007 by BrazscoBeaco

90. # 88 Cameron from C.U.R.E - you may want to rethink your offer. Have you seen the Simple Life?.....Paris isn't exactly what I'd call help. As a matter of fact I'd keep those children as far away from Paris as possible unless you want them even worse off than they are all ready.

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 8th 2007 by BrazscoBeaco