Celebrity Justice
Aggressive Judge Signs Order

TMZ has obtained the order Judge Michael Sauer signed today. We're no handwriting experts, but he seems pissed.
Judge Sauer's order, click to view
In big, bold strokes, the judge scrawled his order, demanding that the Sheriff's Department bring Paris to court. TMZ first reported that the Sheriff refused to cooperate, on grounds the judge did not have jurisdiction.

The order reads, "LASD [Los Angeles Sheriff's Department] directed to bring D [actually a triangle -- meaning defendant] to court!!"

Too much coffee, your honor.

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31. Hahaha, I would have done the same thing. You cannot go behind a judge.

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Chris Cusimano

32. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet Nicole Richie is craping in her pants right now.

She's next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 8th 2007 by STEVE-O

33. Judge Michael T. Sauer for President!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lmao

34. this judge needs to get life. He is looking for his 15 minutes of fame from Paris Hilton..Sauder, if you release her , paris will probably give you free ( I want to be a celebrity) lessons...just think all your good old boys at the country club will give you high five...lol

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 8th 2007 by willb

35. What is the difference between me and Paris? Oh yeah I don't have money to get outta this.
But in all fairness I have been sentenced 45 days jail and ben released in 3 or 4 days.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by April D.

36. Lohan better be next.

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Erin

37. This judge is a pompous jerk. His initial setance of 45 days showed his disdain for the entitled and it's obvious that he is consumed by envy. There is no justice when the punishment doesn't fit the crime. In this case a misdemeanor.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by PML

38. I HAVE (2) SETS OF FLOWERS TO DELIVER:

ONE FOR THE JUDGE, WHO CLEARLY HAS EARNED MY RESPECT (BLESS YOU)

THE OTHER FOR SHERIFF "ILLEGAL ALIEN" MEXICAN LEE BACA FOR HIS CAREER FUNERAL

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 8th 2007 by DEPORT SHERIFF LEE BACA BACK TO MEXICO

39. good. i want to see paris suffer from drug withdraw!

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 8th 2007 by abdominal pain

40. Good. The sheriff had no legal right to release her and its bad enough she's only been ordered to spend half her sentence in jail...the fact she insists that she's above the law should get her even more time. Shes a useless human being, does nothing for society and frankly her image would've been left more intact if she had just done the time. Now nobody is going to ever take her seriously (if they did in the first place). 23 days in jail (not prison, as the media keeps stating) is nothing and she was in a segregated block anyways...not general population. Shes a whiny spoiled little rich kid and like other spoiled whiny rich kids...shes thinks that being wealthy means she can get away with anything.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Kaiser Souse

41. Hey JOHN, what do you call yourself for commenting on everyone's comments.

Anyway, hopefully people like you will have a run-in with someone who's had to much to drink, then decides it's OK to drive; then we'll see how you feel about drunk drivers.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 8th 2007 by efenwierdo

42. GOOD ! will the bitch get a designer shank? when they let her out, they need to make her walk from compton to her palace.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by jaymz

43. Finally-a non-celebrity judge who took his oath seriously. Thank you for demonstrating that the law should not be bound by fame and fortune.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by roving recruiter

44. #10 - John you are a true Paris freak. be gone

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sheri

45. She was also ordered to do rehab, was she not? If it was ordered she never did it so that was part of her breaking probation too.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by zzzzzz\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s

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