Celebrity Justice
Aggressive Judge Signs Order

TMZ has obtained the order Judge Michael Sauer signed today. We're no handwriting experts, but he seems pissed.
Judge Sauer's order, click to view
In big, bold strokes, the judge scrawled his order, demanding that the Sheriff's Department bring Paris to court. TMZ first reported that the Sheriff refused to cooperate, on grounds the judge did not have jurisdiction.

The order reads, "LASD [Los Angeles Sheriff's Department] directed to bring D [actually a triangle -- meaning defendant] to court!!"

Too much coffee, your honor.

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46. PLEASE---PLEASE---Let this Judge be the one who decide on Nicole & Lindsey's cases!! NOW THATS HOT!!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by woohoo

47. Thankfully this Judge upheld the law. Not only should Paris be present in the courtroom for her hearing, but she should serve her full and complete sentence for trying to snake her way around the Judge's order. If she meant anything she said at the MTV Movie Awards, she should voluntarily reimburse the court all expenses related to her inappropriate release. To think that you are above a Judge.....is Paris that stupid???

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Tamara Cox

48. Hey TMZ - can you find my birth certificate? Seems DHS lost it when I re-applied for immigration.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Jihad Jeff

49. lifetime memberships in the united states chess federation only one thousand dollars for life...

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by catheadmoon

50. I applaud this judge. If only we could have had him on the ANK cluster.

Posted at 5:12PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Melissa

51. Paris pitiers: She was so fragile that before entering jail she could hardly look polished on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards. PUHLEEZE!!!

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Mel

52. i told you ! She should have swallowed! I got out of jury duty doing that!

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by karen

53. #15 Thank you Penny! I read the complaint filed against her on laidlaw and she was given more chances than the ordinary citzen to do the right then..... KARMA KARMA KARMA... suck it up and do the time.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 8th 2007 by CallMeMsVegas

54. Too much coffee, your honor?

Naw, too much bad coffee! If he had some quality stuff, he wouldn't be so pissed.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Mark

55. she needs to shake the oxycontin off in jail just like anyone else

Posted at 10:26PM on Jun 8th 2007 by detox her

56. I think Harvey Levin's bias is starting to show. He was clear on Good Day LA that he thinks she's getting shafted. Again...I suppose drunk drivers are okay if they are rich, blond and from a powerful family.

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

57. Good for the judge. I think it's funny how TMZ makes him out to be a crazy man. Just because it sickens him to see some stupid $(%*# get away with whatever she wants because she's famous doesn't mean he's over caffeinated. There are many people unduring harsher situations than Paris and her lame 45 day "jail" sentence in a private cell. Sounds more like detention at high school. Grow up Paris. You put people's lives in jeopardy when you speed down the streets above the speed limit with no headlights on in your Bentley with your suspended licence. You don't have the right to put people in danger because of your stupidity, and you SHOULD be serving much more time. So stop crying. You're right, it's not fair. Other people actually have to face full consequences of laws that they break.

Posted at 5:12PM on Jun 8th 2007 by John

58. PLEASE---PLEASE---Let this Judge be the one who decides on Nicole & Lindsey's cases!! NOW THATS HOT!!!

Posted at 5:12PM on Jun 8th 2007 by woohoo

59. The paper has the wrong date!

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by mika228

60. So lets say that the judge is just looking for his 15 min of fame ( which I dont believe) but doesnt it make it even better. She has helped create a look at me enviorment in our culture, seems like poetic justice that it comes back to bite her on the ass. Oh not to mention that in the end its all 100% the right thing to do. She is on drugs thou, no doubt in my mind.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 8th 2007 by matt

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