Celebrity Justice
Aggressive Judge Signs Order

TMZ has obtained the order Judge Michael Sauer signed today. We're no handwriting experts, but he seems pissed.
Judge Sauer's order, click to view
In big, bold strokes, the judge scrawled his order, demanding that the Sheriff's Department bring Paris to court. TMZ first reported that the Sheriff refused to cooperate, on grounds the judge did not have jurisdiction.

The order reads, "LASD [Los Angeles Sheriff's Department] directed to bring D [actually a triangle -- meaning defendant] to court!!"

Too much coffee, your honor.

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61. #37,
you think it is ok to drink & drive then ignore court appearences because it is beneath you?? go join her, you over priviledged jerk. the rest of us would be in the clink. get a life

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sheri

62. Paris and her family keep crying about how UNFAIR this whole thing is. They may be right.. but since when has Paris Hilton ever cared about FAIRNESS?

Is it fair that she brags that companies pay her half a million dollars just to “show up and wave at people”, while I go to work every day and don’t make even a fraction of that?

Is it fair that tons of people are turned away from her precious nightclubs while they watch Paris and her privileged friends waltz right inside?

Is it fair that underage drinking is illegal, yet anybody partying with Paris seems to get exempted from these laws as they party in bars and clubs?

Is it fair when Paris steals someone else’s boyfriend and laughs at the heartbreak of the “friend” she screwed over?

Is it fair that Paris Hilton has all the riches she could want and never had to do anything to earn it?

Is it fair that millions of families go without food or other basic necessities while people like Paris Hilton have diamond collars on their dogs and gold toilet seats?

Sorry, Paris. I agree with you. You are probably NOT being treated fairly because of who you are.
But I never hear you bitch about the PRIVILEGES that go with your lifestyle, so stop bitching about the “unfairness” that goes with it.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Unfair too

63. He has every right to be pissed!

Posted at 5:15PM on Jun 8th 2007 by MB

64. maybe the Sheriff should be investigated b/c i smell a payoff from Kathy "snottybitchMOM" Hilton.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 8th 2007 by angela

65. I actually felt a little pity for her when Silverman scewered her during the MTV awards. But not anymore. I'm having a Paris Is In Jail Party!!!!!! Jailhouse rock is HOT!!!!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Parisite

66. Nicole is on one of the late night shows tonight. I can't remember which one. Should be interesting as she will probably be wearing more makeup than usual to cover her face as all the blood has now drained out of it out of fear. Won't be the laughing like she did on Letterman the other night.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jun 8th 2007 by zzzzzz's

67. # 15 EXACTLY ............ YOU SAID IT ALL............... BRAVO PENNY !!!!!!!! I DITTO WHAT SHE SAID.......

Posted at 5:15PM on Jun 8th 2007 by themomma

68. Hey you guys should listen to your theme song..."Hey Jealousy" by Melissa Ethridge...so what she has money and fame for no reason at all so do royal people....just glad to know that nobody on here ever drinks and drives!!! Hello cabbie tonight for me!!!

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 8th 2007 by code

69. judge sauer--you are the man. you gave us hope that not everyone in the legal system can be bought off. it was the right thing to do when you had her come back to jail. no one should be above the law--not me-not paris hilton or anyone else. the law was supposed to be made for everyone and enforced the same way no matter how much money you have. i for one applaud you

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 8th 2007 by montana mike

70. Hey #10... What is an "idot"?! YOU PERHAPS?

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Nomad

71. What a waste of taxpayers money.Tempest in a teapot.

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lorna young

72. ....i am bored with paris what's brittney lindsey and nicole doing today?

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 8th 2007 by yo

73. "Sheriff" Baca must be regreting his career choice right about now. Tell him to call Oprah. She's the only one that can save him right now!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Steadman

74. He has every right to be pissed...don't try to turn the tide now that you may be feeling a little sorry for Paris!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by what is wrong with this picture

75. ROCK ON JUDGE!!!!! PUT HER STUPID A$$ BACK IN JAIL!!!!!

IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME - DON'T DO THE CRIME!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 8th 2007 by It's My Court Date and I'll Cry If I Want To

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