Jessica Simpson, Reporting for Duty!

Jessica SimpsonProfessional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

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1. I don't think so...

Posted at 1:35PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Dea

2. prison hiltons gaurd...

Posted at 1:38PM on Jun 8th 2007 by catheadmoon

3. Still not news worthy. Just like Paris, she needs to go away for a while and not be seen, maybe we'd miss her OR MAYBE NOT. Just go away, you are a terrible actress and singer. My boobs are nicer than yours by the way and I'm 38 and all natural.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Michaele

4. And about 3 morons will actually waste their money to see this stupid no-talent bimbo.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Boss

5. I AM a REAL Marine and I am insulted by this. She does not rate to put on the camouflage uniform that so many of us have busted our butts to EARN!!! Unless she goes to boot camp for real, she will never understand the challenges of it. This is a mockery of the Marine Corps and all that we stand for. It's not a joke, but somehow everyone involved in this film will think it's so funny. Want a real bootcamp story? Watch "Full Metal Jacket."

Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Ash

6. I too have been in the military (Air Force) & Jessica, sweetheart, you would'nt last an hour, & in the Marines, probably not even that long. The storyline sounds good enough but will be riuned by casting.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Melissa

7. Jess, you do better as a singer, acting is not your thing, YOU SUCK!!!

Posted at 2:40PM on Jun 8th 2007 by gibb

8. omg!!!!!!! she is going to make that movie suck, just like every other she's done!!!!! her life has been going down hill since she decided to leave nick!!! hahahahahaha

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 8th 2007 by die paris!!!

9. Anyone who thinks that pic is real is an idiot! You can tell that it's Photoshop magic. Just look at the neck... I see stubble.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Jimmer

10. How absolutly offensive to put Jessica Simpson in a Marine uniform. With a large military background with many family memebers who have DIED for our country, I fond this a mockery. Jessica Simpson, just go away and stop trying to make more money from honorable professions, yours is just not one-

Posted at 3:00PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lonesomepaws@etcmail.com

11. Jessica Simpson in the army is like Hilton trying to handle being in jail.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jun 8th 2007 by ghosttrain2066

12. Right on. , TMZ. If Jessica was interesting in helping the country she wpuld stop making movies. THis movie sounds like it needs to go to video right away. or better yet . the garbage dump before it is released.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 8th 2007 by jenny

13. #12 you have to be an idiot not to know this is not a real picture

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Michaele

14. Anyone with brains can tell you this is a crappy photoshop job. If she's gonna put on a uniform, she needs to go Iraq too, what a waste of a person.

Posted at 7:37PM on Jun 8th 2007 by larry

15. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

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