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Professional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."
According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.
After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.
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who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still not news worthy. Just like Paris, she needs to go away for a while and not be seen, maybe we'd miss her OR MAYBE NOT. Just go away, you are a terrible actress and singer. My boobs are nicer than yours by the way and I'm 38 and all natural.
And about 3 morons will actually waste their money to see this stupid no-talent bimbo.
I AM a REAL Marine and I am insulted by this. She does not rate to put on the camouflage uniform that so many of us have busted our butts to EARN!!! Unless she goes to boot camp for real, she will never understand the challenges of it. This is a mockery of the Marine Corps and all that we stand for. It's not a joke, but somehow everyone involved in this film will think it's so funny. Want a real bootcamp story? Watch "Full Metal Jacket."
I too have been in the military (Air Force) & Jessica, sweetheart, you would'nt last an hour, & in the Marines, probably not even that long. The storyline sounds good enough but will be riuned by casting.
Jess, you do better as a singer, acting is not your thing, YOU SUCK!!!
omg!!!!!!! she is going to make that movie suck, just like every other she's done!!!!! her life has been going down hill since she decided to leave nick!!! hahahahahaha
Anyone who thinks that pic is real is an idiot! You can tell that it's Photoshop magic. Just look at the neck... I see stubble.
How absolutly offensive to put Jessica Simpson in a Marine uniform. With a large military background with many family memebers who have DIED for our country, I fond this a mockery. Jessica Simpson, just go away and stop trying to make more money from honorable professions, yours is just not one-
Jessica Simpson in the army is like Hilton trying to handle being in jail.
Right on. , TMZ. If Jessica was interesting in helping the country she wpuld stop making movies. THis movie sounds like it needs to go to video right away. or better yet . the garbage dump before it is released.
