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Jessica Simpson, Reporting for Duty!

6/8/2007 1:28 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica SimpsonProfessional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

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NICKI    

who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2678 days ago
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NICKI    

who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2678 days ago
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Dea    

I don't think so...

2696 days ago
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catheadmoon    

prison hiltons gaurd...

2696 days ago
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Michaele    

Still not news worthy. Just like Paris, she needs to go away for a while and not be seen, maybe we'd miss her OR MAYBE NOT. Just go away, you are a terrible actress and singer. My boobs are nicer than yours by the way and I'm 38 and all natural.

2696 days ago
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duke    

And about 3 morons will actually waste their money to see this stupid no-talent bimbo.

2696 days ago
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Ash    

I AM a REAL Marine and I am insulted by this. She does not rate to put on the camouflage uniform that so many of us have busted our butts to EARN!!! Unless she goes to boot camp for real, she will never understand the challenges of it. This is a mockery of the Marine Corps and all that we stand for. It's not a joke, but somehow everyone involved in this film will think it's so funny. Want a real bootcamp story? Watch "Full Metal Jacket."

2696 days ago
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boredatwork    

I too have been in the military (Air Force) & Jessica, sweetheart, you would'nt last an hour, & in the Marines, probably not even that long. The storyline sounds good enough but will be riuned by casting.

2696 days ago
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gibb    

Jess, you do better as a singer, acting is not your thing, YOU SUCK!!!

2696 days ago
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die paris!!!    

omg!!!!!!! she is going to make that movie suck, just like every other she's done!!!!! her life has been going down hill since she decided to leave nick!!! hahahahahaha

2696 days ago
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Jimmer    

Anyone who thinks that pic is real is an idiot! You can tell that it's Photoshop magic. Just look at the neck... I see stubble.

2696 days ago
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lonesomepaws@etcmail.com    

How absolutly offensive to put Jessica Simpson in a Marine uniform. With a large military background with many family memebers who have DIED for our country, I fond this a mockery. Jessica Simpson, just go away and stop trying to make more money from honorable professions, yours is just not one-

2696 days ago
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Ashley    

Jessica is so NOT hot! Ugh!!!

2667 days ago
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stop the madness    

Jessica Simpson in the army is like Hilton trying to handle being in jail.

2696 days ago
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Virginia    

Right on. , TMZ. If Jessica was interesting in helping the country she wpuld stop making movies. THis movie sounds like it needs to go to video right away. or better yet . the garbage dump before it is released.

2696 days ago
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