Jessica Simpson, Reporting for Duty!

Jessica SimpsonProfessional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

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16. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

17. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

18. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

19. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

20. Can't wait to see Jessica in this movie. I bet it's going to be so funny! She's adorable!!!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jun 8th 2007 by chris

21. She's an idiot!

Posted at 1:01PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Dee

22. She's an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Dee

23. That's too funny.

El Santo Gordo

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by El Santo Gordo

24. PHOTOSHOP!

Posted at 4:05AM on Jun 9th 2007 by Monty

25. Atleast Jessica is not going to jail or rehab! I luv you Jessica! Your the best........

Posted at 7:34PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sharon

26. Atleast Jessica is not going to jail or rehab! I luv you Jessica! Your the best........

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sharon

27. Atleast Jessica is not going to jail or rehab! I luv you Jessica! Your the best........

Posted at 11:11PM on Jun 26th 2007 by sharon

28. SEXY SEXY SEXY HOT HOT HOT HOT JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA

Posted at 11:10PM on Jun 26th 2007 by dave

29. shes not my favorite, but you guys might be a little harsh. i actually loved employee of the month. ((dont hurt me))

Posted at 9:20PM on Jun 8th 2007 by ouchh

30. she ruined the dukes of hazzards for me... looks like another stupid ass movie she needs to get a life......

Posted at 1:46PM on Jun 10th 2007 by connie baab

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