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Jessica Simpson, Reporting for Duty!

Posted Jun 8th 2007 12:28PM by TMZ Staff

Jessica SimpsonProfessional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

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31. This movie sounds like such a pathetic rip off of Private Benjamin, Im surprised Goldie Hawn isnt taking legal action. Someone had little imagination of their own in developing this idea. And I agree the real military people should be offended by this,

Posted at 12:09AM on Jun 9th 2007 by howard

32. Why does everyone keep picking on Jessica. What the hell did she ever do to make people not like her. I think people are pretty stupid these days, considering Lindsay Lohan gets support and she's nothing but a slut and crackwhore. Then u have stupid Paris, that speaks for itself. Had Jess done anything like this to deserve the treatment she gets. I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!! Back off people, don't be jealous of her, support her you stupid bimbos!!!!!

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 9th 2007 by Leah

33. In some ways Jessica Simpson is even more repulsive than Paris. See...Paris pretty much knows she's superficial and stupid. Jessica actually believes she is a talented singer and actress. Come on, the only reason she's famous is because her dad pushed his way into Hollywood by blabbing about her boobs and giving his skank daughter an "innocent, Christian" image that would sell. Well, when that lifestyle wasn't convienient for Jessica anymore, she decided to lose her clothes. Except she's starting to realize THAT isn't working either because she has absolutely NO skill in acting or singing.
I say go back to your daddy Jessica and give someone with real talent and drive a chance.

Posted at 1:26PM on Jun 9th 2007 by The one with a brain

34. LEAVE JESS ALONE. I REALLY LIKE HER AND SHE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.!

Posted at 8:19PM on Jun 9th 2007 by judi

35. LEAVE JESS ALONE. I REALLY LIKE HER AND SHE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.!

Posted at 8:18PM on Jun 9th 2007 by judi

36. Jessica has done nothing to deserve the jealous comments! She's definitely not a Paris/ Lindsay/ Britney or Nicole. If she did do something bad like they have (well oh my god) can you imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica is a sweet gorgeous girl!!!!!!!!! Nothing less!!!!

Posted at 8:24PM on Jun 9th 2007 by alexis

37. Jessica has done nothing to deserve the jealous comments! She's definitely not a Paris/ Lindsay/ Britney or Nicole. If she did do something bad like they have (well oh my god) can you imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica is a sweet gorgeous girl!!!!!!!!! Nothing less!!!!

Posted at 8:24PM on Jun 9th 2007 by alexis

38. Oh thats the best you can come back with, we are jealous of Jessica thats a big joke. No one is jealous of that thing a man that treat her like the filthy whore she is, who do not have enough respect for her that he hides the fact that he is dating her. He has made a big joke out her. The girl is butt teeth ugly and dumb as a door knob. She do not have a quility I want to own. I need to lend her some of mine

Posted at 9:42PM on Jun 9th 2007 by Mary

39. Any Hollywood producer who would put up millions of dollars to make a movie starring Jessica Simpson is either besotted with her or is just plain stupid. This woman cannot act, cannot sing, cannot do anything that resembles talent. She has become a skank since divorcing Nick Lachey. She dresses like a streetwalker. She has to do something to stay in the headlines. And those who say people are jealous of her - please give me a break! It has nothing to do with jealous - it has to do with discernment and able to see talent and appreciate it. This woman has ZERO talent and needs to find another career path.

Posted at 12:38AM on Jun 10th 2007 by A Mom

40. Have you seen pictures of JS and JM lately, JM is wearing gay shirts and pants at his concerts and JS is looking so beefy and tranny that its discussting, I'm begining to believe John is the chick and Jessica is the man in that relationship.

Posted at 3:14AM on Jun 10th 2007 by They are a joke

41. oh my lord, as a marine this is terrible... to all you other fellow belleau woodsmen, I think we all know Chesty will be spinning in his grave.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jun 10th 2007 by skeezy

42. disgusting.... i hope a couple of motivated leathernecks haul her off and bury her in a ditch along with the people who came up with this idea
at least make her take the asvab lol

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 10th 2007 by ninj4

43. I wonder if daddy Joe has anything to do w/getting Jessica into this movie? It seems like every movie she is in - he either produced the movie or BEGGED someone to have his daughter be in it. I like Jessica and not ragging on her but someone in her camp must tell her - hon, you can't act - stick to singing. Word of advice, the next time please cover up those boobs of yours. It's not lady like to have the girlfriends showing all over the place.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 12th 2007 by PatriciaAnn

44. you people are absolutely rediculous that are hating on her and this movie its a FREAKING movie (nobody is saying anything bad about the marines so calm down) so what if YOU think somebodys a bad actress they cant play a comedic role about somethhing that hits close to home for you??? paaalease my father is in the marines and he isnt a fan of jessica do you think he is like " OH NO IM OFFENDED" THERE ARE MUCH MUCH MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH and she CAN act she is so funny you are all just j e a l o u s she has more talent then everyone of you put together and um her boobs are real there sweetie that said their not and anybody that says jessica simpson can't sing is clearly deaf .....hahaha you people crack me up "jessica you wouldnt last a minute in the marines" SHE DIDNT SAY SHE COULD its a MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET IT!!?!?!?!!??!.......... honestly stop drinkin the hatorade ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH .

Posted at 2:09PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Erica

45. One of my friends went to school with her and said that she really is sweet and not that dumb..she just acts that way...that she really loves Lucy and that is how she wanted to make herself look..I believe it...she is very successful..and Nick is a low life cheap prick who just wanted to latch on...he is soo gross..a real boy band slut...he deserves Vanessa..if it wasn't for Jess's money they would both be living in a trailer park where they deserve to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..I also can't stand her father he is also a leach...John M. was the best hope she had to growing and moving out of her unhealthy family situation!!!

Posted at 4:14PM on Jun 20th 2007 by the truth

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