Jessica Simpson, Reporting for Duty!

Jessica SimpsonProfessional blonde Jessica Simpson is set to star in the movie "Major Movie Star," playing the role of a Marine Corps enlistee. Sounds like it should be called "Private Benjamin 2."

According to Variety, the pic is about a movie star who decides to enlist in the Marines to prove to movie producers that she is the right choice for an upcoming military-themed film. Simpson's character quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake, but decides to power through -- for the good of her country. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

After "Employee of the Month," if Jess were really interested in the good of the country, perhaps she would stop making films.

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46. Why the outrage? What about GI Jane & Private Benjamin??? Don't see much difference in Goldie Hawn & Jessica Simpson....no one ranted & raved about GI Jane & Private Benjamin....was it because our country was not at war at that time? A movie has nothing to do with the "real" world, the real armed services or the men/women that serve our country.....please......find something else to complain about, give the girl a break. Nick Lachey is any better? Use the marriage break-up to restart his career, he was sooooo heart broken, he was immediately out dating another "bimbo".....Jessica a gold-digger.....I don't think Nick Lachey paid any money to her after the divorce....she was the one with the money & still making the money and will be long after Nick is gone......

Posted at 3:51PM on Jun 21st 2007 by GEMFAMILY

47. Jessica Simpson is an idiot and sucks at everything she does in life. She needs to save the world and stop acting and singing. This bimbo should NOT be in a marine movie. What a JOKE!!!!

Posted at 9:45AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Gnome Girl

48. YOU'LL NEVER BE BRITNEY HONEY!

Posted at 11:01PM on Jun 24th 2007 by lala

49. who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:13PM on Jun 26th 2007 by truthbetold

50. who in the hell would want to be Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is nothing but white trash & a horrible mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:13PM on Jun 26th 2007 by truthbetold

51. Jessica is so NOT hot! Ugh!!!

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 8th 2007 by Ashley

52. OMG pleaset get her out of the movies. She SUCKS as an actress. I personally cant stand anything about her. Good for Nick man, she did him a favor. He was way to good for her anyway. I cant stand Jessica Simpson!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 12:56PM on Jul 10th 2007 by patricia

53. I'm sorry but Jessica needs to stick to singing, she is awful at acting.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 11th 2007 by yourmom

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