Celebrity Justice
Judge to Wahler: You Can't Handle Your Liquor!

While a judge sent Paris Hilton back to the big house for violating probation for driving with a suspended license, across the street at another probation hearing, a different judge let "Laguna Beach" badass Jason Wahler walk!

Wahler was arrested for criminal trespassing and assault in Seattle earlier this year, which prosecutors claim violated his probation from a September, 2006 battery arrest in Los Angeles. The judge denied the prosecutors' request to violate him, but reminded Wahler, who was dressed like an extra from "The Sopranos," about the seriousness of his alcoholism. The judge told Wahler that he "shouldn't drink" because "you can't handle it." Well, that and the fact that he is underage!

The 20-year-old must continue attending AA meetings and 36 more hours of anger management classes. Wahler will also have to continue with intensive rehab counseling at least four days a week. To avoid a 60-day sentence in L.A. County Jail earlier this year, Wahler attended what he called "straight up rehab." No Lohan day passes to the gym for Wahler!

The judge did warn Wahler that if (if?!) he messes up again, he'll be ordered into custody. Unfortunately, his track record isn't exactly exemplary. In the last year, Wahler has been arrested four times ... in four states.



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16. it takes 35 gallons of water to grow, irrigate, process, and serve, one serving of rice, check, fool, youre move...

Posted at 5:22PM on Jun 8th 2007 by catheadmoon

17. Someone please explain WHY this ass isn't in jail????? HE deserves to be in jail far more that PARIS!!!!!

JAson you go to jail and FREE PARIS!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sadie

18. Someone please explain WHY this ass isn't in jail????? HE deserves to be in jail far more that PARIS!!!!!

JAson you go to jail and FREE PARIS!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sadie

19. Someone please explain WHY this ass isn't in jail????? HE deserves to be in jail far more that PARIS!!!!!

JAson you go to jail and FREE PARIS!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sadie

20. Someone please explain WHY this ass isn't in jail????? HE deserves to be in jail far more that PARIS!!!!!

JAson you go to jail and FREE PARIS!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sadie

21. Someone please explain WHY this ass isn't in jail????? HE deserves to be in jail far more that PARIS!!!!!

JAson you go to jail and FREE PARIS!

Posted at 5:27PM on Jun 8th 2007 by sadie

22. How is this even remotely fair? I was never pro-Paris, but I think I need to switch teams. He has been arrested four different times in four different states, and he walks away scott-free? L.A.'s legal system is f-----d up. I'm starting to believe what this attorney said. She said that it is based on gender. This is a prime example. This dude has some serious offenses against him. Assault? That is no joke. He is a hazard to himself and the rest of society. Not only is L.A.'s system screwed up. It's apparently biased and sexist. Paris needs another judge because that dude had it out for her. It was already written in the cards before she walked in that court room. I may not like her, but I'm switching teams. This dude needs to be put in jail.

Posted at 5:28PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Brittany

23. There is NOTHING even remotely attractive about his personality. But physically, he's super sexy. I'd love to ride him.

Posted at 5:29PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Lil Pervert

24. This guy is NOT a badass; he's a PUSSY. He may pose like he thinks he's a badass, but that'd change real fast if he ever got face to face with someone who's an actual tough guy. A wimp like him would fold like a house of cards...

Posted at 7:00PM on Jun 8th 2007 by See ya

25. SAUER ROCKS!!!


SAUER IS A FAR BETTER JUDGE.

IT IS THAT SIMPLE.

VOTE PEOPLE.

ALL JUDGES ARE NOT THE SAME.

YOU WANT MORE JUDGEMENTS LIKE PH GOT, VOTE FOR MORE CONSERVATIVE JUDGES.

SAUER ROCKS!!!!

Posted at 6:00PM on Jun 8th 2007 by jacqjacq

26. Jason's Jewish? That must be why I'm so turned on...I love the Jews.

Posted at 5:47PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Lil Pervert

27. I think there may be a typo in the article? It says, and I quote,"The judge denied the prosecutor's request to VIOLATE him"

Now I don't care what the idiot has done--does he really deserve VIOLATION?

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Reading is Fundamental

28. FURTHER PROOF THAT PARIS HILTON IS BEING UNJUSTLY being jailed and being made a Celebrity example of. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!! UNDER AGED DRINKING AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF HE DID AND NOTHING???????????
Can you say double standard?????

Posted at 6:02PM on Jun 8th 2007 by FORTUNE TELLER

29. This is why the judge in Paris' case should be applauded...for doing his job. The judges in the case of this guy obviously use the bleeding heart method of "compassion".Being told he cant "hold his liquor" isn't going to help him any and rehab anymore is just an absolute joke. Celebrities go in, come out and what seems like 5 minutes later, there they are doing their drugs/drinking all over again.He'll keep doing this because he knows he can get off. Another "young" Hollywood idiot.This underage guy should have had to do jail time in all four states. Until he is before a judge who will do his job, this guy will continue on in his foolish ways. A pity so many can't see beyond the "it's not fair" mentality.

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Voice of Reason

30. Put him in Jail and throw away the key, worthless piece of forskin.

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by I see the Light

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