Paris -- Handcuffed and Tossed Into Cruiser!

31. . . . No justice, no peace. . . jackass sherriff......

Posted at 1:22PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Legal Eagle

32. hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is going back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!!!

Posted at 1:25PM on Jun 8th 2007 by die paris!!!

33. Oh my god

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Prisoners too sad and blue to sit in jail go home

34. If this Paris thing was ever serious, it has turned into pure comedy now. Did anyone see the paps chasing the police cruiser? Hysterical!

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Bird

35. Handcuffs? Honestly, is that necessary?

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Sarah

36. You people are pathetic. Go back to work!

Posted at 5:19PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Disgusted

37. I just heard
Just heard the news today
And it made me wanna say
Why won't she go away
She's such a waste of space
And I'm sick of her silly breaks
She has the media going
Damn near crazy

Because she's a so-called star
Who's been behind those metal bars
Now, she thinks she is like me
Well I don’t have millions of dollars
But I'm classy

So here’s to you, Paris Hilton
Can you please listen when we say
It's so over for you today
Because you're going back to jail today
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!

I saw her picture in this magazine
It didn't look like a mugshot
I guess it was supposed to be hot
It looked more like a glamour shot
I guess she thought she was hot
To be honest, it was really not

Because she's a so-called star
Who's been behind those metal bars
Now, she thinks she is like me
Well I don’t have millions of dollars
But I'm classy

So here’s to you, Paris Hilton
Can you please listen when we say
It's so over for you today
Because you're going back to jail today
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!
Going back to jail.
Hey! ey ey ey ey!

[[Lol!]]

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Brittany

38. I hope she gets thrown right back in Jail ! I am sick of Paris, her family, her friends, all this ridiculous coverage.......she is worthless, rude, obnoxious and just plain ridiculuos !!!!

Posted at 1:25PM on Jun 8th 2007 by coolmom

39. hahaha
IN hand cuffs that is hysterical!

Put her crying baby self back in jail. Normal criminals don't get out of court because they cry. Didn't she watch any jail films!


FOOLISH GIRL! What a whimp she is.

IN jaili the sooner the better.

I think some radio host called her Typhoid Paris. (She infects everyone she is around her and causes them harm. In the mean time she, doesn' t look sick at all).

Maybe jail will be good for her.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 8th 2007 by JD

40. She'll prolly die from this. Poor frail thing.


Hey, it's not like she endangered anyones lives by driving drunk or anything...


Man, put her away, and be done with it.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 8th 2007 by njneere

41. WOO-HOOO

I am laughing my ass off about right now.

LUV IT!

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 8th 2007 by I'm luvin it

42. People are just jealous.

1. She's beautiful
2. She's popular
3. She's rich
4. She's on the A-list

She has it all, and the media and SOME of the public can't stand that. One reason they can't stand it and one reason only. THEY'RE JEALOUS!

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Ray

43. Holy shiznit!! LMAO! Just watched this live on MSNBC...NUTS!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 8th 2007 by kate

44. GREAT - now she has more to add to her "Prison Memoirs" book, more money for Paris! Dont get me wrong, Im glad shes going through this, but as cliche as this may sound "There is no such thing as bad publicity" Do you all have any idea how much she's going to gain from all this madness in the end! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Mimi

45. HARVEY
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET YOU A VALUIM
CHILL OUT
YOU ARE TOO EXCITED OVER THIS WHOLE THING
PICTURES OF A TOUR BUS?????

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 8th 2007 by theroyalgs