Celebrity Justice
O.J. to Paris -- You're Fake News, Unlike Me!

For our morning dose of WTF!, we turn to O.J. Simpson, who says that Paris Hilton is less newsworthy than an astronaut in space, and that television is now "all about the ratings." Like it wasn't when O.J. decided to ride the white Bronco?

In an impromptu interview with Editor & Publisher, self-appointed media critic and murderer O.J. also slams Bill O'Reilly and Nancy Grace as fake news people: "It is hard to tell the difference between legitimate news people and Nancy Grace and Bill O'Reilly." But when it comes to Paris, Simpson's head is clearly somewhere in the sky: "When Paris Hilton was going to jail last week, more people knew about that than knew that we were sending people into space that day." Earth to OJ: Almost 500 humans have traveled into space. We're over it.

And he reserves some venom for the news media itself: "It is about time that the news media point out that they are not doing their job. Things have changed a lot from my trial today. It is all about ratings, unfortunately."


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16. O.J. I changed my mind.....you go and take AL and Jesse with you....
Destination.......H@L@

Posted at 11:05AM on Jun 12th 2007 by JR

17. EVERYONE SHOULD GET OVER IT!!! THE MAN WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY DAMN!!!! IT IS SAD THIS WORLD IS ABOUT RACE. IF HE KILLED A BLACK WOMAN AND GUY THEN NO ONE WOULD BE SAYING ANYTHING! GET A LIFE AND STOP JUDGING! THERE NO HEAVEN OR HELL FOR YOU TO PUT HIM IN!

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 12th 2007 by HATERS!!!!!!!!!

18. I suppose the difference is that when Paris writes "If I Served" it's actually going to be published

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 12th 2007 by Anon287

19. Nobody knows for sure if he's guilty, but hey for all the blacks innocent executed or languishing in prison, he might be just the one that evens things out. I dunno...I'm just saying.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 12th 2007 by crazy tragic

20. OJ is so full of himself, it must be killing (not literally unfort.) to share the spot light. A true psychopath.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 12th 2007 by SinCity

21. Watch your back, your days are numbered.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 12th 2007 by nofanhere

22. if only you'd let this monster slide off the page the world would be a slightly less putrid place.

Posted at 11:24AM on Jun 12th 2007 by bloodysoxinhotelroominchicago

23. OJ is innocent--Just ask Al Sharpton!

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 12th 2007 by Someday

24. We thought your were in the space capsule and they were going to drop you out to float you life away ..then we would never have to see, hear or even remember you existed....................................................

Posted at 11:27AM on Jun 12th 2007 by JR

25. That man needs to shut his mouth!

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 12th 2007 by Hiding in the dark.

26. #17, who do you think you are????? I cannot stand racists like you. You must be a very unhappy and parnoid person to write a comment like that. I pity you...do you live in America? if you do, just in case you haven't heard...we are a melting pot...do you even know what that means. I am white middle class and I never judge a person by their color but by who they are and if they are god fearing productive good citizens. And for the record, I cannot believe that O.J is still accepted in the media. He should just admitt that he did it because of double jeopardy he cannot be retried.

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 12th 2007 by wake up!

27. Things have changed, it's all about the ratings...what? We had no daytime tv for months due to your assanine trial (back in the olden days), what criminal trial do you think started this whole crazy media/law circus? And I am sure O.J. knows this, even in his stupid little pea brain, so he probably thinks he was a trensetter or something.

What were his jurors smoking anyway? Probably the same smack O.J. was having-

Posted at 11:20AM on Jun 12th 2007 by elcmay519

28. OJ, you murdering two faced liar. You are EXACTLY LIKE PARIS. You are a drug taking, attention whore, self centered idiot and you only care about yourself . Everything you do, just like paris, is to fill your unending need for attention and to manipulate people to get what you want. When she gets out, could you PLEASE slit her throat then stab her to death-should be easy, you are very good at that. Just like paris, nothing will happen to you either, just like the last time you committed murder, because money buys your way out of anything in America. Paris is still getting special treatment. They had to put her back in jail because of the public outcry, but she is safely locked up with her very own bodyguard and nicely sedated and drugged till she gets out. Sounds like a vacation to me.

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 12th 2007 by die already, paris!

29. What a waste of our air space OJ is! Die already OJ!

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 12th 2007 by GoDiVa35

30. Yes, O.J. sucks, but he has a point. Sure, almost 500 people have flown to space, but how many people have gone to JAIL, TMZ???!!!

Posted at 11:25AM on Jun 12th 2007 by Laura

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