Beauty
Train Wrecks
The Catwoman Cometh

Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



Reader Comments

(Page 2 of 8) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

16. awww...don't make fun on this poor womans flaws.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Wendy

17. That is really sad! Some people have a mental illness and just can't see themselves clearly...what is it called? Body dysmorphic syndrome...something like that. The doctors who operated on her should have their licenses revoked permanently!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jun 12th 2007 by V

18. i would love to hit her in the head with a baseball bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREAK! Die!

Posted at 12:26PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Kay

19. ya'll...don't make fun of this woman's misfortune.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Wendy

20. Why ruin a good bat???

Posted at 12:27PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rick

21. look at her belly!!?!?!?! EWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the face ewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 12th 2007 by h

22. That is so mean. All you making fun of her should feel ashamed.

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 12th 2007 by JJ

23. I'm starting to get a little worried about my daughters plastic surgery obsession.

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Her Mother

24. Mike
I am sure she is a very nice woman is true but your point that she shouldn't be judged by her looks is false. She and she alone decided to make her life about her looks. She chose to let doctors deform her for whatever reason and that is her choice but it is also others choice to comment on it as she is the one that has gone on tv show after tv show to promote herself and her addiction to surgery so she is fair game as far as I'm concerned

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 12th 2007 by governedbyidiots

25. JJ --the freak did this to herself asshole!

Posted at 12:30PM on Jun 12th 2007 by lk

26. Yikes!!!!! Isn't she the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz???

Posted at 12:30PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rick

27. Hey she BOUGHT it on herself?

Posted at 12:31PM on Jun 12th 2007 by PO

28. #9 - Pattie: No, she did not have a wreck or anything. Only in her head. It is very sad that plastic surgeons will go to such ghastly extremes when the reason for surgery is purely psychological. Just like Michael Jackson, she deals with issues by changing the outside, but it never changes the inside. It's very sad and I don't think much of those doctors. However, I suppose people should be able to do what they want with their faces and bodies.

Posted at 12:32PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Sally Anne

29. This poor woman CHOSE these flaws....r u kidding me Wendy?!?!? It was her decision to look this way...These are not flaws, flaws are imperfections we are BORN with, not given..

Posted at 12:33PM on Jun 12th 2007 by GINA

30. what did the docter do to her? she looks like the animal she's holding

Posted at 12:38PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Chanel

Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments