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Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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31. Another Michael Jackson!!!!

Posted at 12:35PM on Jun 12th 2007 by monica

32. There is another well known woman named Jenny Lee who is well on her way to looking like this. God help them both. They are truly sick.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Val

33. WTF? Why in the hell would anyone intentionally do this to themselves???? You do something that stupid, you need to take what comes along with it!! That is just down right nasty, I don't care how nice she is!!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 12th 2007 by I just lost my breakfast

34. Chanel #32, You are wrong, the dog looks better than her!!!

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 12th 2007 by I just lost my breakfast

35. IT'S MELANIA TRUMP!!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Paris Hater\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Live Sad, Dull & Pathetic Lives

36. 11/12 is right- she was a very pretty woman once, and the article I read said that her husband was out fooling aroud and she started the plastic surgery. I'd sure like to know what the plastic surgeons' names are, to be sure I never go there or anywhere near there.

Posted at 12:46PM on Jun 12th 2007 by ewsflash

37. Age natually & gracefuly, that's my theory!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 12th 2007 by i like tacos.

38. Some one should seriously kill this woman and put her and the people who have to look at her out of her and our misery. Shame on the doctors they actually are the ones who should really be killed

Posted at 2:38PM on Jun 12th 2007 by MikeBqw

39. So sad. She has no clue. Shame on the Docs that did this to her.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jun 12th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

40. Did she leave the country to get this done or do we have Doctors with no amount of common sense or overseers to prevent this from happening? My GOD how could someone take money to do this to another person. They should be brought up on criminal charges.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jun 12th 2007 by governedbyidiots

41. God DAMN.........is that the lady for American Pie Stiflers MOM!!

Thunder Cats HOOOOOOe.................

Posted at 3:22PM on Jun 12th 2007 by kidmac

42. BE AFRAID!!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!

Posted at 1:04PM on Jun 12th 2007 by THATS NOT HOT!

43. I wonder what must have happened to this woman in her childhood, to make her hate herself so much. I also saw the "before" pictures of her, and she was very pretty. Just like Michael Jackson, she ended up out-of-control and ended up looking like...this.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 12th 2007 by christina

44. Oh, the daily hate blog of TMZ! I love it! I'm sick, I tell you, sick, sick. sick!!!!

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Somebody help me!!!!!

45. Plastic surgery's goal is to make you look like something you want. It's not up to the doctor to dictate what people want or to say no to someone just because it's outside the traditional definition of beauty. Don't you guys get it? She WANTS to look like that and who are we to say "no" just because it's something we wouldn't want to look like. That makes no sense. The only person's perception of "beautiful" that should count is the person who is getting the surgery. What if it were flip flopped and the norm was to look like her and if you had a disfiguring issue you needed plastic surgery on and some doctor forced you into looking like a cat? The idea of forcing social norms onto people is terrifying and just plain wrong.

That being said, she looks disgusting.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Paradigm Shift

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