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The Catwoman Cometh

Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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61. Hi kitty

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Hiltons have to know this one

62. Ive seen older pictures of her & she looks here like she might be trying to get to "normal". Her hair isnt an overcurled, overteased mess...and i could be wrong but it looks like shes trying to laser off those gd tattooed eyebrows. Gosh. So sad....

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 12th 2007 by jane

63. If she loves cats so much she wants to look like a cat, why does she have a DOG????????????

Posted at 6:12PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Eileen

64. #60-Jessica-huh?

Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Kimmy

65. #60 Jessica-whaaaaaat???

Posted at 1:58PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Kimmy

66. heading to the olympics...

Posted at 2:00PM on Jun 12th 2007 by catheadmoon

67. heading to the olympics...

Posted at 2:01PM on Jun 12th 2007 by catheadmoon

68. PARIS AFTER 45 DAY WIN JAIL WITH NO MOISTERIZERI

Posted at 2:03PM on Jun 12th 2007 by just asking

69. Is she trying to LQQK like a cat???????Because, if she is... she has the face poor thing.....she must scare the hell out of people at first sight....:(

Posted at 2:08PM on Jun 12th 2007 by who cares anyway...! I mean really???

70. Come on, TMZ. This isnt a news story, or even gossip. Youre just being unnecessarily mean.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jun 12th 2007 by perezStinks

71. Oh please cover up!!! Make it stop!! This is why I'm so glad belly shirts are going the way of the dodo...sadly most people that wear them, shouldn't!!

Posted at 2:16PM on Jun 12th 2007 by rminva

72. Why is she compared to a cat? I don't get it.

Posted at 2:18PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Frannie

73. thanks sally ann. clearly a woman with issues. as longs she likes it. its beyond me why.

Posted at 2:18PM on Jun 12th 2007 by pattie

74. I see a good proportion of you feel sorry for her, and her issues that she's going thru that would make her do this to her face but, why is it that Michael Jackson can't get the same sympathy as this woman??? They're both dealing w/ what looks to be the same mental issues that made them do this to themselves?? They both were pretty damn good-looking before they did ths to themselves but, MJ is a freak while she deserve sympathy??? I'm not an MJ fan by far but, either feel sorry for both of their mental issues, or kkof them both as freaks who don't any kind of sympathy at all. It can't be feel sorry for one but, condemn the other

Posted at 2:49PM on Jun 12th 2007 by She & MJ both need help

75. thats just plain NASTY!!!! i'd ask for a refund!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Jun 12th 2007 by buddha00man

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