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Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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76. O MY GOD! Sorry I meant “o my DOG!” Who let that dog out the pound? If she loves plastics so much, she may consider the ultimate plastic procedure………….put a green garbage bag over that mound of nipped and pulllllllllled face, apply heat from a “mane” dryer and presto you to can look like Gumby damn it! LOL

Shoot it! Before it get to the kids!

Awww!

LOL!
T~

Posted at 2:24PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Teacamp

77. Her face is so puffy!

Posted at 2:25PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Padme Skywalker

78. #70, maybe cuz MJ is a freakin' pedophile??? Makes it kinda hard to feel sorry for him...

Posted at 2:26PM on Jun 12th 2007 by cKy00

79. OMG!!!!
No wonder her hubby ditched her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:27PM on Jun 12th 2007 by WTF?

80. Well - whoa - that is just really sad. She must have really deep-seated issues to want her appearance altered in such a drastic and hideous manner. I find it reprehensible that any licensed cosmetic surgeon would perform work on this obviously ill woman for any amount of money. Such greedy, money-grubbing bastards to prey on this poor lady's insecurities like that. She needs counseling, not scalpels.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Musique

81. #74, ppl were calling him a freak based on how he looks since '87, long before the pedophilia charges were bought to light. Therefore, I stand by what I posted previously.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 12th 2007 by She & MJ both need help

82. There's got to be a time when Dr.'s just say NO!!!!!! However, money talks. Oh, my. That is just WRONG!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Sophie

83. #74, ppl were calling him a freak based on how he looks since '87 (long before, the pedophilia charges were brought to light). Therefore, I stand by what I posted earlier.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 12th 2007 by She & MJ both need help

85. Michael Jackson's issues are different than this woman's. He was still very young and quite good looking when he started his campaign of self-disfigurement, and seems to have had a desire to alter his appearance to look as un-African-American as possible. Her husband cheated on her with a younger woman and made her feel old, ugly, and undesirable, even though she was still plenty attractive. When one is cheated on by a spouse, it affects deep down at a very visceral level, and some people are willing to do drastic, desperate things in an attempt to make things "the way they were before". Plus, Michael's unhealthy propensity for pedophilia is probably a major reason for lack of empathy towards him. This woman was wounded where she lives, and lacked the self-esteem to get on with her life as God intended her to look. It must suck to be her.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Musique

86. All the physicians who worked on her face need to be sued. This woman has obvious mental problems, and thinks the knife will fix them. She looks horrible!!

This woman looks horrible and should wear a mask, so not frighten children.

Shame on all the doctors who have profited off her mental state.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Go White Girl!

87. AND, this creature is married to a younger man.........EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Old Dog

88. ..........I thought I was looking at Britney Spear's BUTT........

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 12th 2007 by HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

89. I can't imagine ANYONE who might be shopping for a plastic surgeon asking her for a recommendation. If I were a plastic surgeon, I'd refuse to do any further work on her just to prevent my name from being associated with what the previous surgeons did to her. I can only hope that she has gone to more than one guy for all of this work. Surely one Dr. wouldn't mess her up this badly. I'd stay away from him -- she is not exactly a positive reflection of his work.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Kelly

90. Is it really Parasite and Tinkerbell? Really who is the poor ugly woman???

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 12th 2007 by JR

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