Fergie's Not-So Glamorous Fashion Campaign

As spokesperson for their Fall '07 line, Fergie had Candie's dress her hump for her "Big Girls Don't Cry" video. The results were Fergatrocious!

In the clip, Fergie Fug plays the trashstastic girlfriend of "Heroes" star Milo Ventimiglia, wearing outfits from Candie's Juniors line, which is available exclusively at Kohl's, and more appropriate for a 15-year-old bohemian hussy punk. Fergie is 32.

In a marketing move to rival the brilliance of New Coke, Candie's is using clips and pics from the stylistically-challenged video for their advertising campaign. Soon everyone will be able to look like a runaway teen.