Granny Spears

Britney Spears may be ready to retire! She told cameras that she "feels like an old lady." Oy.

Photogs snapped the Britster in Studio City after getting her nails did yesterday, walking to her car very slowly due to the massive paparazzi crush.

She may move like a grandma, but Nana never did this.



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16. right on, no. 18. And with your mama, KFed can stop procreating for a while since she's too old to have any more children (thank God! She's a lousy mother.)

Posted at 1:48PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Jacci

17. Brittany don't retire, just go away into obscurity.

Posted at 1:56PM on Jun 13th 2007 by greyhawk

18. I've heard from more than one source, in fact from an amazing number of places and people, about Granny Spears, read that Granny Lynne Spears and K-Fed. I have to say if it's really true, it doesn't surprise me. And the old say, where there's smoke there's fire, is usually true. Lynne Spears has appeared "hot to trot" since her daughter first hit the big time. She tried to flash Marilyn Manson with her chest but he didn't seem interested. And how many others? Who knows? I hope Britney will wise up and stop letting the papparazzi drive her to act out like she does, I hope she will stop supporting her mother and father and sister and brother and cousin and Jason Alexander and God alone knows how many others who have made money off her. Then and only then will she discover who really cares for her and not her money.

Posted at 2:01PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Catrione

19. "after getting her nails did yesterday"

Sigh..."done" would be correct y'all.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Ms. Grammar

20. huh... what u mean? she is not already retired?

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 13th 2007 by paupau

21. ...."Feels Old?..... Honey, you LOOK old, and bloated and puffy, those ugly THICK ears and your parts SMELL, keep the flies away, CLOSE your legs..........

Posted at 4:54PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

22. people have so much hatred to these stars. the poor girl cant even walk to her car..thats what she meant by "i feel like an old lady". she was probably taking short steps, and it was taken her forever to get to the car. imagine if u were being followed every second u walked out of the house..im sure uve all shown something u didnt mean to, or did something that can be taken wrong. i feel bad for her.

Posted at 5:32PM on Jun 13th 2007 by christine

23. Oh please, TMZ...everyone knows it's "getting her nails dad."

MAJOR EYEROLL. Hello? English? Grammar? PROOFREADING!!!!

Posted at 6:01PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Would you people hire me, so you never make these ridiculous typos and grammatical errors again?

24. Dude, it's not the years, it's the miles!!!

Posted at 9:06PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Kitten

25. Christine, don't you understand? Courting the paps is Brit- Brit's job now. She is no longer a sexy buble gum pop lipsinc girl. This is all she has to offer theses days, and look at us, we gobble it up still... blech!!! Belch....phew!!!! Pepcid anyone?

Posted at 8:22AM on Jun 14th 2007 by thisgurl

26. If she still stick around with the 2-timer irresponsible ex K-Fed, she will not only end up like a granny, she will loss all her wealth sooner than she realise. She should start afresh and beautify herself now that she still can afford it.

Britney, Give it another shot! Concentrate on her comeback with good vocals and catchy tunes with your sexyback. Leave your kids to family members, they will grow up fine. Only remember to teach them never to be 2-timer when your wife is expecting. It not only destroy families but cause anguish and pain to the woman you once loved. Teach them never to give in to weakness, greed and be an upright and responsible man.

I sincerely hope you read this and start your new life, no point looking back. You can't change the past. You can have all the men in the world once you are beautiful and rich again. Just remember not to bear anymore kids with them because the responsibility lies in you and only make you feel like a granny sooner thatn you think!

Posted at 10:30AM on Jun 14th 2007 by KL

27. HEY YO BRIT SO

I HEAR YOU ARE INTO PORN........NEAT U DONT HAVE TO DO MUCH U ARE SOOOO ALL READY THERE,,,,,,,,,

1} NEW PR MAN
2} GO AWAY & COME BACK WHEN U ARE 40 U
3} GET A RELIGION & FOLLOW IT TO THE LETTER
4} GET SOMEONE TO HELP U OUT TO BE BETTER FOR U & THE BABIES

OR THEY WILL NEED THERAPY

BE RESPECTFUL OF YOUR MAMA SHES ON YOUR BACK TO MAKE U SEE THE ERRORS OF YOUR VILE WAYS

TAKE ALOOK AT U BEFORE U GO OUT DRESS LIKE A STAR OR SOMEONE IN WINTER ALL THE TIME AT LEAST THEY HAEV ALL THEIR CLOTHES ON,,,,

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR PRIVATES NOR HEAR U SING

YA NEED HELP GET IT

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 1st 2007 by LISA

28. yall a trip and things are not like they alway are said wise up and stop listening to everything you here think abou it if someone one to hurt someones image all you have to do is twist things around you will listen to the bad and not no the truth and to me brittany is cute and I love her body I get there is alot of girls that wish they could move on the floor in those vidoes like her and look just as good as she does every star and woman where make up and weaves look at beyonce she is made up weaves and make up and a boob job done and she has posed nude but nobody saying anthing about her and porn and sex is every where and we all look at it we all have sex and kiss and hug our friends so get over it

Posted at 12:34AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Hypmotized

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