It's Good to Be O.J., Sucks to Be Paris

OJ, Paris shirtWe now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?

You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.

Either way, it's a funny shirt.

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1. It should be O.J. 2.

He got away with TWO murders.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Prick up Your Ears

2. What is this world coming too?

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 13th 2007 by little k

3. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?
PARIS DID NOT MURDER ANYONE YOU ASS-WHIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO EVER WROTE THIS SHIRT SHOULD GO TO JAIL THEMSELVES YOU IDIOTS~

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 13th 2007 by lana

4. That is sooooooooooooo wrong, on so many levels..........

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 13th 2007 by =) the happy one

5. By the way I'm no fan of PH........

Posted at 12:43PM on Jun 13th 2007 by =) the happy one

6. Good call # 1. You are right. It should be OJ-2. The stuff people come up with!

http://enlightenedangel.bravehost.com

Posted at 12:45PM on Jun 13th 2007 by jProud American Author

7. Haha ummm Lana, the shirt isn't implying that Paris Hilton committed murder. It's supposed to be a joke (a completely tasteless one, but a joke nonetheless) that the L.A. courts let OJ get away with his crime(s) but not Paris. Both went to courts in L.A. and tried to get away with breaking the law...OJ succeeded and Paris didn't, hence the 1-0 score. Tasteless and ridiculous T-shirt, since it seems to be making a mockery of the fact that OJ got away with killing two people and destroying many more lives in the process...but anyway, that's the joke. Duh.

Posted at 12:46PM on Jun 13th 2007 by AEM7

8. It's not funny if you knew and loved Nicole Brown Simpson or Ron Goldman.

What is becoming of our society? Somethings that some people think are "funny" are in horrible taste and should just be passed on.

$ isn't everything. The shirt is tasteless and not the least bit funny. 2 people were slaughtered.

Paris drove drunk and "could" have killed herself or someone else. She then drove on a suspended license as if she was above everyone else. She is in jail for a just a few WEEKS and the media and world is going nuts and giving her what she does not deserve ~~~~ more attention.

American Soldiers are dying. Children are starving. People are homeless. There are REAL stories out there. Let's ignore this man who may have slaughtered two innocent human beings and this little rich girl who does NOTHING to contribute to society.

PRIORITIES people............ Priorities.

Posted at 12:50PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Hope

9. It's an outrage !!!!!!!!!!!! Do not compare this hardworking black man to the kkankmeister aka Paris........... Mr. juice spends all his free time taking care of his lovely children. All of this after his whore of a wife killed a gay man because he would not screw her . Ron was a big fan of Oj's and would not do that to his friend . After she saw what she had done to Goldman in a fit of jealous rage . She turned the knife on herself and cut her own head off. These entries were taken from the fabulous Mark Furmans book ,get your spare glove here......

Posted at 1:10PM on Jun 13th 2007 by f the goldmans

10. I'm sure the blacks will be buying these in the droves.

Posted at 12:56PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Mission

11. It is likely O.J. jury verdict is correct. LA will never look for a killer as to find one would subject the police, and especially that racist detective, known for planting evidence, to a judgment allowing O.J. to own him and Los Angeles. Finding a killer would mean, the detective again planted evidence in his effort to secure a conviction.
Paris is in jail for being Paris. Were she Jane Doe, she would have been required to serve a week-end, and relased to go home.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Fred Thomas

12. Pleeeeeezeeeeeeee.. Whores and queers die everyday. If he had not killed them ,they could have died slow and painful deaths..All at the taxparers expense . They need all the money to keep that horrible Paris in jail ,and away from all us righteous and moral people.......Death to all robbers , drug dealers , well you get the point death to all criminals ...........

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 13th 2007 by tell it all brother

13. all you high & mighty people seem to be lost on the internet. this is TMZ.com....political correctness, and being nice is not what this site is about.

dont visit this website if a t-shirt offends you, or that if you're sick of hearing about paris, oj, or whoever. go to cnn.com for more newsworthy articles.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jun 13th 2007 by angellovef

14. No, this is not a funny shirt. Comparing probation violator Paris Hilton to Mass Murderer OJ Simpson is like comparing Dolly Parton to Hitler. Paris got what she deserved; OJ will get his soon enough...

Posted at 1:47PM on Jun 13th 2007 by The Bottom Line

15. One word - TASTELESS!

Posted at 1:34PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Are you kidding me

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