It's Good to Be O.J., Sucks to Be Paris

OJ, Paris shirtWe now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?

You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.

Either way, it's a funny shirt.

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16. Did ANY of you see OJ murder anyone? I could have swore he was pronounced NOT GULITY....get over it! We know Paris was driving with a suspended liscense and we know (thankx to the paparazzi) she was driving drunk (on more than one occasion)...and did i fail to mention she hit a parked truck? Hmmmm...At the end of the day she will be fine. She need to sitt her little ass sown and I bet she'll think twice be fore she does it again. Welcom to the 'real' simple life beeeetches!

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Ms. Thoroughbred

17. Mission (comment #9) should be popped in the mouth for that
comment...what do you know?

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Solitaire

18. This t-shirt is so deeply offensive; but then anything with the name "O.J." on it is offensive. Orenthal James Simpson is a multiple murderer who managed to get away with murder, no pun intended, and a complete sociopath. Paris Hilton is a vacuous, immature heiress who has never had to be accountable for anything in her life, until now. Maybe.

This t-shirt "funny"? Let's ask Mr. and Mrs. Brown, and Mr. Goldman, if they find it funny.

Posted at 2:59PM on Jun 13th 2007 by teacups

19. It's our fault for following these stories. The media is at the center trying to earn a buck. i say as consumers, we stop buying the trash magazines and stop watching all the programs on tv that have anything to do with these stupid, stupid girls (paris, britney, lindsey, etc...). there are some guys out there that are also bad but we don't hear as much about them as we do the dumb girls. these people believe because they come from a famous family that they are entiltled to do what ever they please without having to pay the price. if paris is paid to write a book, i think the consumers should boycott it. if a murderer can't profit from writing a book then neither should these law breaking idiots be allowed too!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jun 13th 2007 by molly

20. It's our fault for following these stories. The media is at the center trying to earn a buck. i say as consumers, we stop buying the trash magazines and stop watching all the programs on tv that have anything to do with these stupid, stupid girls (paris, britney, lindsey, etc...). there are some guys out there that are also bad but we don't hear as much about them as we do the dumb girls. these people believe because they come from a famous family that they are entiltled to do what ever they please without having to pay the price. if paris is paid to write a book, i think the consumers should boycott it. if a murderer can't profit from writing a book then neither should these law breaking idiots be allowed too!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jun 13th 2007 by molly

21. I'd like to know if this is something OJ had made and if he is making money off it. If he is involved any way the money should go to the Goldman's and the Brown's for the judgment they have against him in the wrongful death suit.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 13th 2007 by WTF?

22. LMFAO!!!!! OJ is still a loser!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Rick

23. i bought a dozen of the shirts. Am going to send them to the Goldman's ,so they know what the score is. Hope they tell Denise to " go and whore no more " Don't be hating because the juice is out spreading white women's hips.....................

Posted at 4:29PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Alabama wild man...........

24. BOTH of THEM (OJ and Paris) SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Sandra

25. Wow! It looks like (if) OJ's going to hell, comment #23 wont be too far behind! Your a racist, no need for that here!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Solitaire

26. Solitaire

Come off it. Really, as if OJ isn't guilty and blacks in CA and all over cheered when he was declared innocent. They might as well buy a T-shirt in his defense too. Not quite as bold as CHEERING into the camera, but it'll last longer.

Posted at 4:51PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Mission

27. OJ was found Not Guilty of the murders. The evidence didn't pan out for those who consider him Guilty until proven innocent. Paris is in jail because she was caught in the act of driving drunk NOT because she was driving when she wasn't supposed to.

Seriously, I came here because I'd heard TMZ was working with facts and becoming respected as legitimate news. I don't think biased, partial reporting makes one legitimate journalists.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

28. As far as im concerned he's INNOCENT, supported well by facts (not arguable). Dont be mad because he got 'off' for something that he was aquitted for! Ha! i didnt cheer because he got off I was glad because for once the shoe DIDNT fit (whether he did it or not---you or noone else has proof), your feelings in this manner do not count!

WHY would I wear that shirt?!? Proclaiming tha he did it AND he got off? That's ignorant, personally. It's really funny...Hey, who am I to judge?

Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Solitaire

29. Mission....he was Acquitted, which means that the evidence didn't pan out. Funny how people like you only feel the system works when the result is what YOU personally feel it should be. And I live in LA...too many whites, after the ruling for the civil trial, were cheering and saying things ON CAMERA like "Yeah! We got them back!".

The jury went by the evidence. Take it from me...black women DO NOT LIKE OJ and most would have loved to toss him away, especially for the white woman that he cheated on and left his black wife who stood by him when he was a knucklehead from nowhere with nothing. He is a notorious unloved sell out. I will bet it took much for them to have to admit the evidence did NOT prove that he killed two people, cleaned his house, shampooed his all white carpet from the foyer to the top of his stairs and leave one stain on a pair of socks to be found ALL IN 40 minutes. It just wasn't feasible. You may not like it, but he simply did something most blacks could not and most still can not do. He could afford attorneys who were skilled and capable enough to fight for him.

Neither of us knows if he did it or not; but we do know that the case presented did not prove he did. Accept it. Whites wrote the rules to the judicial system. Wanna blame someone...look at the folks around you.

Posted at 5:06PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

30. I second that, Ms. Jefferson!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Solitaire

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