It's Good to Be O.J., Sucks to Be Paris

OJ, Paris shirtWe now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?

You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.

Either way, it's a funny shirt.

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31. It should say:
OJ (2)
Robert Blake (1)
Michael Jackson (lost count)
Phil Spector (TBD)
Paris Hilton (0)

Posted at 5:37PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Debbie C

32. I don't like what Paris did. She could've killed somebody, fortunately she didn't. Now she's paying for it. O.J. delibrately killed 2 people. Paris is a pussycat compared to O.J.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 13th 2007 by harveygold

33. They better not wear that shirt around me!

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 13th 2007 by 30 days!!! for what? he fell

34. Don't forget Snoop Dog who's walked away from 2 charges of "felon in possession of a firearm" and a drug charge without doing one day!!! Ever notice how Al Sharpton starts stuttering when the Dog's name is brought up?

Posted at 7:01PM on Jun 13th 2007 by 45 days versus zero

35. No, I have never noticed that. But, I did notice that Snoop went out of his way to stay on the judges good side and came out and started a football league for low income players who can't afford the high prices of little league programs.

Posted at 8:21PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

36. What a bunch of losers on here. It should read o.j. simpson-3 and paris hilton-2. The two is for the number of people you think he killed and the extra one is for the whole white community because it is killing you that a black man was acquitted for killing two white people. The two for paris is the number of times she violated her parole. Life is fair and life is great. Go o.j. go. I am going to market some shirts that read o.j. simpson is my american idol. By the way keep that B*tch paris in jail. Paris hilton is a SL*t. She got what she deserved.


o.j. is number 1
o.j. is number 1

Posted at 11:26PM on Jun 13th 2007 by It kills you white people o.j. simpson is a free man!!!

37. Well, if O.J. is so innocent, as some people here seem to believe, then why was he planning to write a book about how he would have committed those murders?

Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Denise

38. This is a great day in american history. I would have never thought a black man could make a whole race hate him so much after all of these years. That is awesome. You guys are so pissed at o.j. simpson it is taking control of your life and he is busy playing golf and living the great life in florida state tax free. You can't even touch his football pension which is even more hilarious. Not only that he is mocking all of you white people with the book he wrote. That guy is a pure genious. I am loving it that he is pissing all of you racists off. His trial just proved that there is still a lot of undercover racists out there who pretend to be good loving christian folks. If o.j. simpson had been accused of killing two blacks and he was acquitted you whites would have accepted him back with open arms. You would have never believed he did it in the first place but because his victims were white you just hate that black guy with a passion.

Posted at 11:38PM on Jun 13th 2007 by You just can't let it go white people!!!!!

39. 22. LMFAO!!!!! OJ is still a loser!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Rick

No O.J. Simpson is a winner in my book. If he is not in jail serving time for the crime I would call that a winner. You are the loser because you are still so angry over the verdict. I moved on have you?

Posted at 11:42PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Let it go!!!!!!

40. 39. Well, if O.J. is so innocent, as some people here seem to believe, then why was he planning to write a book about how he would have committed those murders?

Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Denise


This is for you Denise. I don't have to answer your question because it is a mute point to try and argue with you. Not guilty verdict was the answer. Enough said. I would have read that book. I would love to see how it turned out at the end.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jun 14th 2007 by I'm still rich B*tch!!

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