It's Good to Be O.J., Sucks to Be Paris

We now have quantifiable proof that it's better to be O.J. Simpson than Paris Hilton. What is wrong with the world?

You can now buy t-shirts that read "L.A. Court Scorecard: O.J. 1, Paris 0" from the Cafepress.com website. Some might call it ironic that O.J. got away with murder, while Paris is serving time for driving when she wasn't supposed to.