Prison Cake for Paris

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?!

As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.



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1. FREAKIN GREAT!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 13th 2007 by PRINCESS

2. Watch out, the Hilton clan will be all over you like stink on a hog for making money off thier "saintly" little girl.

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 13th 2007 by greyhawk

3. i wish i could send her a real file. the bitch needs to out and right here with me where she belongs.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jun 13th 2007 by assman

4. Send all the profits to the families of victims of drunk drivers......

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Serena

5. TMZ! You used to be da bomb site. Is this REALLY what passes as news about Paris Hilton? You were on top of this until recently. Holla back when you get some actual news about The Heiress.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Lost Your Mojo?

6. LMAO!!

Also, "media outlets", when did 5’10” & size 11 shoes become “petite” or a sign of a “fragile” build? Especially someone who eats a doz cupcakes at 1 sitting...bulimic!

For a woman, those are “Amazon” proportions…NH&PH=TRANSVESTITES...LMAO !!!

& as deep as their voices are, they both sound & look like men in drag …BTW: PH-the-slut was characterized as “petite & fragile” by Entertainment Tonight on Tues June 12th.

LMAO !!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Feeling that vomit come up to my mouth...ewwww

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i wont put down black and poor people and jews! i will stop staring at myself in mirrors in public...and i will stop thinking i am better than everyone else-Paris

Posted at 3:17PM on Jun 13th 2007 by me

8. $ 5 for small cakes and $7 for tiny pizzas??!!
- this bakery must be frequented by millionaires

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Body Guards

9. I think the idea of donating the proceeds from the sale of these cakes to MADD is a great idea. Great free publicity for the bakery too!!!

Posted at 3:26PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Dee

10. ROTFLMAF !!!!!!!!! I WANT 50 DOZEN SENT TO THE JAIL FOR HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS. THEY CAN ONLY BE GIVEN TO THE FRIENDS THAT ARE UNDER 100 POUNDS, NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED !!!!!!

Posted at 3:30PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Danielle

11.
Get your Paris Hilton Cupcakes

... Now With Extra Penicillin! ...

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Ra

12. ROTFLMAO !!!! I WANT 4 DOZEN SENT TO THE JAIL TO BE GIVEN TO ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT WILL BE VISITING HER. BUT, NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED. NO CUPCAKES FOR THEM !!!!!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Danielle

13. GREAT! THANK GOD THEY CLEARED THAT UP, THEY ARE NOT DONATING FOR THE DITSY GIRL!!! BUT THEY SURE ARE MAKEING MONEY OFF OF HER!! USING HER NAME AND WHAT SHE IS GOING THROUGH TO SELL CUP CAKES FOR 5 BUCKS? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! THEY SHOULD BE EMBARESSED. WHY DONT THEY DONATE THE MONEY TO SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE CANCER, AIDS, CHILDREN, NOOOOO THEY USE HER AND KEEP THE MONEY. ASSHOLES!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 13th 2007 by R.

14. To: #14 & #16 et al:
hmm...
$5 per cupcake times 12 cupcakes per dozen = $60 per dozen cupcakes...or,

$120 for 2 dozen like PH had the 1 day of "mansion arrest"...
& that's only in Brentwood area of LA, not Beverly Hills & Mrs. Beasley's Bakery prices...

Yeah, seems like SHE oughtta donate something to MADD...if she's spending $120 on cupcakes only to puke it out later to stay thin.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Feeling that vomit come up now...

15. I would say at this time to just to leave her alone, to screw the bitch but then!!!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 13th 2007 by tim stone

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