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Prison Cake for Paris

6/13/2007 3:11 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?!

As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.

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1.

nikki    

FREAKIN GREAT!

2634 days ago
2.

getting tired of crap    

Watch out, the Hilton clan will be all over you like stink on a hog for making money off thier "saintly" little girl.

2634 days ago
3.

Rich    

i wish i could send her a real file. the bitch needs to out and right here with me where she belongs.

2634 days ago
4.

Shocked    

Send all the profits to the families of victims of drunk drivers......

2634 days ago
5.

Whatareyoudoing?    

TMZ! You used to be da bomb site. Is this REALLY what passes as news about Paris Hilton? You were on top of this until recently. Holla back when you get some actual news about The Heiress.

2634 days ago
6.

whatever4    

LMAO!!

Also, "media outlets", when did 5’10” & size 11 shoes become “petite” or a sign of a “fragile” build? Especially someone who eats a doz cupcakes at 1 sitting...bulimic!

For a woman, those are “Amazon” proportions…NH&PH=TRANSVESTITES...LMAO !!!

& as deep as their voices are, they both sound & look like men in drag …BTW: PH-the-slut was characterized as “petite & fragile” by Entertainment Tonight on Tues June 12th.

LMAO !!!

2634 days ago
7.

lee    

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i wont put down black and poor people and jews! i will stop staring at myself in mirrors in public...and i will stop thinking i am better than everyone else-Paris

2634 days ago
8.

SECURITY NY    

$ 5 for small cakes and $7 for tiny pizzas??!!
- this bakery must be frequented by millionaires

2634 days ago
9.

Deb    

I think the idea of donating the proceeds from the sale of these cakes to MADD is a great idea. Great free publicity for the bakery too!!!

2634 days ago
10.

Danielle    

ROTFLMAF !!!!!!!!! I WANT 50 DOZEN SENT TO THE JAIL FOR HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS. THEY CAN ONLY BE GIVEN TO THE FRIENDS THAT ARE UNDER 100 POUNDS, NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED !!!!!!

2634 days ago
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Avenging Angel    


Get your Paris Hilton Cupcakes

... Now With Extra Penicillin! ...

2634 days ago
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Danielle    

ROTFLMAO !!!! I WANT 4 DOZEN SENT TO THE JAIL TO BE GIVEN TO ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT WILL BE VISITING HER. BUT, NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED. NO CUPCAKES FOR THEM !!!!!

2634 days ago
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R.    

GREAT! THANK GOD THEY CLEARED THAT UP, THEY ARE NOT DONATING FOR THE DITSY GIRL!!! BUT THEY SURE ARE MAKEING MONEY OFF OF HER!! USING HER NAME AND WHAT SHE IS GOING THROUGH TO SELL CUP CAKES FOR 5 BUCKS? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! THEY SHOULD BE EMBARESSED. WHY DONT THEY DONATE THE MONEY TO SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE CANCER, AIDS, CHILDREN, NOOOOO THEY USE HER AND KEEP THE MONEY. ASSHOLES!

2634 days ago
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whatever4    

To: #14 & #16 et al:
hmm...
$5 per cupcake times 12 cupcakes per dozen = $60 per dozen cupcakes...or,

$120 for 2 dozen like PH had the 1 day of "mansion arrest"...
& that's only in Brentwood area of LA, not Beverly Hills & Mrs. Beasley's Bakery prices...

Yeah, seems like SHE oughtta donate something to MADD...if she's spending $120 on cupcakes only to puke it out later to stay thin.

2634 days ago
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tombstone001.blogspot.com    

I would say at this time to just to leave her alone, to screw the bitch but then!!!

2634 days ago
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