Prison Cake for Paris

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?!

As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.



Tags: cupcake, eater la, EaterLa, jail, paris hilton, ParisHilton, spice cake, SpiceCake, the city bakery, TheCityBakery

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31. ALL THE POSITIVE ENERGY FLOWING TO PARIS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THESE NEGATIVE PEOPLE PARIS,ONLY YOUR FANS MATTER.

Posted at 5:02PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Mike the sexiest man alive

32.
hey lucky = u r sooo right !!

some people (like 'mike') r soo blind...or like her, stooooopid!

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 13th 2007 by u make me puke mike-the-not-sexy-at-all-your-potbelly-sux

33. to pissed off:

i think the bakery is keeping all the money made from their over-priced cupcakes bought by Harvey Levin @ TMZ 'n "frenemies" ... no one's donating anything - to MADD or otherwise - at this point. good point tho.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jun 13th 2007 by dont be pissed piss on her instead o yeah she might like that okay forget it

34. Does she has mouth herpes, cuz her mug shot sure looks like it.

Posted at 5:33PM on Jun 13th 2007 by 4Justice

35. SHES DOING HER TIME SO WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK .? OK DONT ASK . ANYWAY HER FAMILY SKIPPING THE LINE SAVES ALOT OF MONEY FOR THE STATE. I MEAN IMAGINE THEM IN A LINE 2 HRS LONG . IT WOULD BE CHAOS AND ALOT OF OVERTIME FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS. ANYWAY YOUR THE PUBLIC .YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 13th 2007 by JOSEPH CAPRIO

36.
yeah joseph caprio
i'm dreamin of the hiltons waitin 2 hours..no make that 4 hours..in the heat, sun,
on the concrete with their legs achin like everybody else 'n
i'm thinkin what a great country this is....
then *poof* reality hits
'n they're drivin up in their brand new bentley suv
'n walkin in 'n walkin out in 30 min
while i'm gettin skin cancer from bein out in the sun soo long waitin..2 hours..now 4

Posted at 5:46PM on Jun 13th 2007 by dont be pissed piss on her instead o yeah she might like that okay forget it

37. I smell a lawsuit. I'm pretty sure you can't use someone's name to sell your cakes withuot their permission. Come up with something unique for once. The cease and desist will be served by 5 pm tonight. Guaranteed.

Posted at 6:29PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Tyler

38. PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS OF SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING - SHE IS AN AMAZING INDIVIDUAL - SHE IS INTELLIGENT - DON'T EVER UNDERSTIMATE HER - ALL YOU MEAN, UGLY INSIDE, ANGRY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY JEALOUS PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!! I LOVE HOW SWEET AND KIND SHE IS TO EVERYONE AND IN MY OPINION SHE IS INNOCENT. I PRAY FOR HER AND ALL HER LOVED ONES WHO ARE SADDENED BY THIS UNFAIR AND DISGRACEFUL TREATMENT SHE IS RECEIVING FROM ANYONE WHO SPEAKS ABOUT HER BADLY. SHAME ON THEM. LOL FRANCINE

Posted at 8:51AM on Jun 14th 2007 by FRANCINE TOCCO

39. If Paris is serious about doing something for kids when she gets out perhaps she should buy that bakery so she can turn it into a bookstore or something. Of course that would mean firing those baking those $5 cupcakes but, oh well!

Posted at 6:37PM on Jun 13th 2007 by HUH?

40. The reason we all love our country so much is because we are allowed to do this......profit off the misery of others. DUH!

You people are idiots! Why should they donate the money to MADD? She isn't in jail for drunk driving, again, DUH!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Love my country..USA!

41. Paris is too stupid to fight her way out of a wet paper bag muchless break out of jail using a nail file!

Posted at 7:45PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Andrea

42. To Mike the Gayest Man? Alive: Paris Hilton and her sperm burping whore friend Babbs are a blight on the planet earth. Paris has indicated she has been playing dumb, man what a joke!!! Paris is too stupid to tie her own shoes.

Posted at 7:52PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Big Bear

43. Ok people, this whole ordeal has gone to far and its not funny anymore. First of all The City Bakery could be found liable for using Paris Hilton's name by profiting and using her name without her consent. Secondly, I just cannot believe how low people can go to draw attention to them selves and most definitively this is one way “The City Bakery” is doing it. And third, I would never participate nor be part of someone's STUPID game just to put someone down. Shame on you and shame on TMZ for allowing this type of junk be published.


I only have one question for you and hopefully you’re honest with your own answer.

How would you feel if you're the one whom people are making fun of on national TV or via Internet? Would it bother you?

So, don't do onto to others as you don't want done onto you.



Posted at 8:14PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Beth

44.


i like umms! :)

Posted at 8:43PM on Jun 13th 2007 by tinky's friend dipsy :)

45. Please, please........somebody tell me that they read the same article as I did many years ago in either Vanity Fair or Harpers Baazar about the Hilton family. On the magazine cover was both Laura Bush and her two daughters and Kathy Hilton with Paris and Nicky. Sorry that I can't remember exactly which magazine. Regardless, in it the Hilton sisters recall many stories about living at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC and having "servants". They laugh and joke and chide each other about the way they treat their "help". They all have a gaffaw about how they make their servants get them a Diet Coke (with a straw) and then once it arrives chastises the "help" for bringing the wrong soda. Meanwhile they all laugh and say that they like to mess with the staff. At one point Kathy Hilton actually tells the magazine (again, can't remember which one) that she is so proud of her daughters and that they treat the staff fine. She actually says, (and I quote) "I love the fact that both my daughters understand that everybody in this life has their place, especially the people that work for us". Forget the porno tape, forget the DUI, forget the suspended license, this girl will NEVER understand the real world. When I read that article I thought that this is the demise of civilization. What a disgusting commentary on American life.

Posted at 7:11AM on Jun 20th 2007 by Christina Lundberg

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