Prison Cake for Paris

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?!

As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.



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46. Paris Hilton, just another name for spoil brat. She is going back to jail for how long? WHo Knows!! This may be what she needed to get herself some help if she really is mentally ill **rolling eyes** However, to all those who think she got unfair Justice, think how society would feel if she while under the influence injured or killed someone? The public cry would've been "why wasn't something done?" So regardless if you love or hate her, it's the potential for what could've been that has me concerned. If you disagree, contact me and tell me what you think!

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Posted at 9:59PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Onlychildsoul

47. Well here's that special treatment again. Today people were waiting in line to see their loved ones in jail and they put Paris Hilton's parents at the front of the line. Sheriff Baca needs to be shot!

Posted at 10:30PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Johnny Two Fingers McGoo

48. The cat is out of the bag

Paris does not have ADD, she is addicted to Xanix and has been using it so long she is hooked on it.

She was told to quit taking it on purpose so when she was forced back into court last week she would be in withdrawl and people like judge would see her as being sick and not sending her to the jail but to the med ward where she has a free rein.
She and her gang have pulled the wool over everyone to get her way

Posted at 10:32PM on Jun 13th 2007 by JR

49. Yeah she needs a file alright... to grind them crack teeth.

Posted at 10:38PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Johnny Two Fingers McGoo

50. To #48...Hey Tinkey:

You're a moron and an asshole. Why can't you respond back with a sentence? Ops, I forgot but your momma told me you were a test tube baby and a dropout. That explains why you can't even spell nor write a whole sentence. Oh, hell he/she probably don't even know what a sentence is.....Oh well.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Beth

51. To Beth - the majority of the population (the ones with intelligence anyway, unlike yourself) would never get themselves into a situation where the media was watching them 24/7 on tv or the internet. Paris has asked.....wait take that back, practically BEGGED for attention all her life, and now that the attention is negative.....she doesn't want it...odd don't you think?!?!?!

You must be a omplete moron to suuport a girl who has no talent, no morals, no common sense, and believes she is above the law! That says alot about you! Your mother must be proud. Now go hang yourself!

Posted at 1:25AM on Jun 14th 2007 by Dizzle

52. Hey Beth, Get the f**k over yourself. You are nothing but a hypocrite. BTW, If Ms Hilton doesn't want to be ragged about over various media outlets, then she better stop with her buffoonish antics. In other words, how she put herself on display time after time with foolish stunts -- WITH PURPOSEFUL INTENT -- to obtain her goal of "Being famous for being famous". Partying as a lifestyle, led to drunk driving, etc etc. She's right where she belongs, too bad so sad. Thankfully, she didn't plow into an innocent victim!

Posted at 1:28AM on Jun 14th 2007 by LilLily

53. How stupid.Just lucky this loser trash hasn't killed anyone yet!

Posted at 2:21AM on Jun 14th 2007 by Cant stand the Freaks

54. Hey Beth #46 Your are an idiot! Paris and her parents are media whores and white trash. Would you still support her if she had killed someone-look at all the innocent people drunk drivers kill. Don't support thrash like these people. Boycott all thing Hilton!

Posted at 2:25AM on Jun 14th 2007 by Cant stand the Freaks

55. Maybe some pot in that cake...

Posted at 2:39AM on Jun 14th 2007 by marriee

56. I agree with comment # 4 . What's wrong TMZ? You was always on top of Paris News, You had daily news and was the only website that had the fastest information regarding her in jail,The rest was just copying your news or using old ones. Recently you haven't posted news about Paris inside Jail. It's like now everyother artist (who's trying to get Paris fame) is on the news. Please let us know how Paris is doing in Jail. People who dint even know of this website were coming from every place just to hear Exclusive news on the heiress, I even heard of your website on Yahoo Answers & Myspace. People saying your website was the #1 for Paris News. That's how i got here.I agree you used to be the bomb website until recently, Please focus on the Hot toppic of the momment. Hot toppic of the momment = Paris Hilton.

It's sad your letting many people go to other websites to find news of the heiress because you stoped providing them, even the haters love haiting Paris news just to hate on her. I waited all these days to hear news from Paris and all we get is a Paris cupcake news..LMAO Imean is something atleast but not real news on Paris. What happen with your inside source?? How is she doing?? Thank You.

Posted at 2:52AM on Jun 14th 2007 by Nicole

57. They look like lava core samples?

Posted at 3:04AM on Jun 14th 2007 by What Are Those?

58. PARIS HILTON GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED! SHE IS NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE WHO BREAKS THE LAW! I'M GLAD SHE GOT 45 DAYS, BUT I FEEL SHE SHOULD HAVE GOT 45 MONTHS! ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A PILE OF MONEY AND IS VERY RICH DOES'NT MAKE HER BETTER THAT THE REST OF US. SHE CAN'T ACT OR SING WORTH A HOOT AND I WOULD'NT ALLOW HER ON ANY OF MY SETS IF I HAD ONE,WHICH I DON'T

Posted at 3:46AM on Jun 14th 2007 by bigbob2549

59.
5 bucks for an old file muffin? At least they could have topped it of with a valium.

Posted at 4:28AM on Jun 14th 2007 by nwT

60. I just read at the inmate locator at lasd.org that paris hilton was sent back to lynwood jail. is this true? it said they did this last night.

Posted at 5:49AM on Jun 14th 2007 by om

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