Prison Cake for Paris

Want to free Paris Hilton? Why not send her a cake with a file in it?!

As reported by Eater LA, The City Bakery in the Brentwood Country Mart is offering these tasty spicecake treats -- with a custom nail file in the middle! Get 'em while they're hot! The nail file is actually just a popsicle stick, which would leave a jailed socialite unable to saw her way out. Pity.

Bakery assistant manager Haley says the cupcakes are, "a big hit," and adds that they are not donating proceeds to support the ditzy detainee.



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61. can we send her a cake with a lethal dose of cyanide in it? I'd pop more than $5 for that to get rid of this Parisitic modern day untalented poor excuse for a human.

Posted at 6:03AM on Jun 14th 2007 by kamiki

62. FIRST AND FOREMOST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY WHAT A INJUSTICE IT IS THAT A MAN CAN DIE IN A JAIL AND HAVE NO ARM'S OR LEG'S THAT CAN'T EVEN WIPE THERE BUTT OR EAT HAS TO DIE IN PRISON ,WHILE PARIS SIT'S UP IN A WARD WITH WHAT PING PONG ? T.V.? ,PLENTY OF MEDICATION'S THAT WILL BE KEEPING HER IN DELUSTIONAL WORLD THAT SHE THINK'S PEOPLE WANT TO BE LIKE HER ??? SHE IS NO ROLE MODEL FOR ANYBODY BUT A PORNO STAR !!! SHE IS A PORN PEDDLER IF SHE IS RECIEVING 50% OF THE PROCEED'S AND SHE STARRED IN IT ? THAT MAKES HER A PORN STAR WITH HERPES eeeeewwww ! 4 INCH LESION'S OH PLEASE AND SHE DEOSN'T WHERE PANTIE'S I HOPE THE ESTABLISHMEN'T 'S SHE GO'S TO CLEAN;S THE SEAT SHE SIT'S ON ! IBETH, BETH ,BETH ARE YOU REALLY BETH OR DO YOU OWN THAT CUPCAKE POT SHOP ? THAT FIRST COMENT SOUNDED LIKE A COMMERCIAL ! DON'T YOU HAVE SOME BAKING TO DO FOR PARIS? AND IF YOU HAD ANYBRAIN'S YOU WOULDN'T BE ARGUING WITH A COMPUTER ,OVER A GIRL THAT WOULD MUCK ANYONE ! THAT IS HOW YOU GET GENITAL HERPES !!! HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T DOING YOUR CHUBBY HUBBY !.NICOLE DON'T YOU KNOW SHE IS DOPED UP HAVING A REAL GOOD HIGH IN THERE ! PLAYING PING PONG,SEDUCING THE DOTOR,THE JANITOR AND PROBABABLY THE GUARD'S ! OR MAYBE THE MIRROR SHE IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER SELF ? WHEN SHE NEED'S TO BE IN A MENTAL FACILITY SHE IS SO DISABLED SHE FORGOT HER MEDICTION'S SHE MUST BE MISSING HER 7 DAY'PILL BOX I AM DISABLED AND THIS IS IRRATATING THAT SHE SEEM'S TO BE TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT BY JUST STAYING MEDICATED ! I DON'T BY THE SWEET ACT ! SHE AND NICOLE SAW THAT THEY LOOKED LIKE MORON'S ON T.V. AND CRITICIZED EACH OTHER AND PARIS SAID NICOLE YOU NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT FOR THE NEXT SEASON AND THAT IS REALLY WHY THEY FOUGHT ! aND SHE IS ALSO GOING THRU PHOTOG WITHDRAW'S THAT IS WHY SHE CALLED BARBRA ! AND I THOUGHT NICKY WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH BRAIN'S ? I WILL NEVER GO TO A HILTON HOTEL IN MY LIFE !

Posted at 9:59PM on Jun 15th 2007 by sherry

63. It does look like she's been moved:
Permanent Housing Assigned Date: 06/13/2007 Assigned Time: 2303 Visitor Status: N Facility: CENTURY REGIONAL DETENTION FACILITY Address: 11705 ALAMEDA STREET City: LYNWOOD

Perhaps it was getting a bit ridiculous to keep her in medical?

Posted at 6:52AM on Jun 14th 2007 by mm

64. Paris is being made an example of unfairly. Can she help it that she was born into a family of wealth? NOT! As high profile famous attorney Roy Black said "She is being targeted, No one gets this kind of sentence for her violation of probation". "The judge is whacked". I agree. For those that hate her because of who she is need to get over it and move on. I fully support Paris and her family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:31AM on Jun 14th 2007 by Fashion Maven

65. They took her out of the medical facility last night and sent her back to the jail where she was before her house arrest.

Posted at 7:30AM on Jun 14th 2007 by HoHum

66. OMG!!!!! This is so freakin' hilarious!!! Wonder if Parasite is wanting to order a few dozen of them????

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 14th 2007 by pissed off

67. LET'S FACE IT., ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST JEALOUS OF PARIS 'CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY, RICH AND FAMOUS.

WHAT ARE YOU....."WELFARE RECEPIENTS"?

GIVE ME. SOME FOOD STAMPS SO I CAN TRADE FOR DRUGS
GIVE ME SOME MEDICARE FOR MY DRUGS
GIMVE ME SOME MONEY SO I CAN BUY MORE DRUGS


YEAH., ALL YOU IDIOTS ARE ON FREAKING DRUGS. GET OFF THE POT AND GET A JOB.

Posted at 2:42PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Beth

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