Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

Once upon a slime, a Greasy Bear went to a nightclub called Viper Room, and then didn't know where to go! Oh no! He was not fast, he was not slow! But he was greasy, that we know!

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!

The end.

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1. Greasy bear rulez! fire crotch

Posted at 1:04PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Oprah

2. why does this fat greasy loser even get media coverage? ive only ever seen him on TMZ.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Bored

3. Leave Paris and I alone!!! please people...can't we all just get along?

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Greasy Bear

4. Who cares about this idiot. He's just another one, who does nothing and goes to clubs. And he's not even attractive.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by who cares

5. This guy is a loser, and the people writing these stories at TMZ are really dumb.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Tico

6. Obviously a slow news day at TMZ. Was this really worth reporting?

Posted at 1:08PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jeebus

7. Talk about wasting oxygen. Who is this idiot? Some greasy dude with wealthy parents? He lives for clubbing and boozing? He has the world at his feet, he can do anything with his life and he chooses to be a bar fly. What a shame.

Posted at 1:10PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Hooch

8. Who is this guy? Why does TMZ always report "news"about him? Movin along......

Posted at 1:09PM on Jun 15th 2007 by HLo

9. Who Is This Guy?...Why Is He News?..Come on...

Posted at 1:13PM on Jun 15th 2007 by robin

10. One good thing has come out of the Paris jail fiasco. Other Hollywood rich spoiled brats are hiring cars to take them clubbing instead of drinking, drugging, and driving themselves!

Posted at 1:14PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Rod Stiffington

11. If true then Ms Hilton's confinement is having the desired effect. These a******s are going to stop drinking and driving.

Posted at 1:16PM on Jun 15th 2007 by greyhawk

12. Who the hell is this guy anyway???? I thought it was a cute poem tho. :-)

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 15th 2007 by 4Justice

13. Who is he? He must be someone special for TMZ to report on. Does anyone know if he is really an heir to a billion fortune? If so you would think he could affford to se a Dr. about his abnormal sweating.

peace

Posted at 1:18PM on Jun 15th 2007 by bev

14. ewwwwwwwwwwwww this guy is so nastyyyyyyyyy

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Ame

15. Bev he is the grandson of this guy

http://www.motherjones.com/news/special_reports/mojo_400/63_davis.html

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 15th 2007 by greyhawk

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