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Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

6/15/2007 1:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Once upon a slime, a Greasy Bear went to a nightclub called Viper Room, and then didn't know where to go! Oh no! He was not fast, he was not slow! But he was greasy, that we know!

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!

The end.

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