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Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

6/15/2007 1:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Once upon a slime, a Greasy Bear went to a nightclub called Viper Room, and then didn't know where to go! Oh no! He was not fast, he was not slow! But he was greasy, that we know!

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!

The end.

54 COMMENTS

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Oprah    

Greasy bear rulez! fire crotch

2630 days ago
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Chris Magnus    

why does this fat greasy loser even get media coverage? ive only ever seen him on TMZ.

2630 days ago
3.

First!!!!!    

Leave Paris and I alone!!! please people...can't we all just get along?

2630 days ago
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come on    

Who cares about this idiot. He's just another one, who does nothing and goes to clubs. And he's not even attractive.

2630 days ago
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Tangie    

This guy is a loser, and the people writing these stories at TMZ are really dumb.

2630 days ago
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Yaya    

Obviously a slow news day at TMZ. Was this really worth reporting?

2630 days ago
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Boo Hoo    

Talk about wasting oxygen. Who is this idiot? Some greasy dude with wealthy parents? He lives for clubbing and boozing? He has the world at his feet, he can do anything with his life and he chooses to be a bar fly. What a shame.

2630 days ago
8.

Bummer    

Who is this guy? Why does TMZ always report "news"about him? Movin along......

2630 days ago
9.

v    

Who Is This Guy?...Why Is He News?..Come on...

2630 days ago
10.

Rod Stiffington    

One good thing has come out of the Paris jail fiasco. Other Hollywood rich spoiled brats are hiring cars to take them clubbing instead of drinking, drugging, and driving themselves!

2630 days ago
11.

getting tired of crap    

If true then Ms Hilton's confinement is having the desired effect. These a******s are going to stop drinking and driving.

2630 days ago
12.

4Justice    

Who the hell is this guy anyway???? I thought it was a cute poem tho. :-)

2630 days ago
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4evrwld    

Who is he? He must be someone special for TMZ to report on. Does anyone know if he is really an heir to a billion fortune? If so you would think he could affford to se a Dr. about his abnormal sweating.

peace

2630 days ago
14.

Ame    

ewwwwwwwwwwwww this guy is so nastyyyyyyyyy

2630 days ago
15.

getting tired of crap    

2630 days ago
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