Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

Once upon a slime, a Greasy Bear went to a nightclub called Viper Room, and then didn't know where to go! Oh no! He was not fast, he was not slow! But he was greasy, that we know!

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!

The end.

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16. well, whatever. i don't care about him at all. at least he had a driver and he's not drinking and driving. gotta give credit where credit is due

Posted at 1:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by hora

17. bad hair, oily skin, not attractive, is this black friday or something?

Posted at 1:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by sammynole

18. With all his money I think he could afford soap and water. He went off about Lindsay's feminine hygeine but I bet he's got some fumunda cheese going on!

Anyway, at least he seems to have been shaken up a bit and while he might drink and drug himself to death, at least he won't take any innocent bystanders with him. Just as long as he keeps doing this from now on and not go back to driving once this all blows over.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by BeeBee

19. lmao! poem was great!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by mimi

20. Who is he and why is TMZ obsessed with him?

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Davidg

21. Who is this guy????

Posted at 1:52PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Melissa

22. greyhawk thanks for the info.!

wonder what his grandparents think of him lol

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by bev

23. really... what is his problem? Why is he always photographed so greasy!! I suspect a thyroid problem. He should get that checked out.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by alleese

24. Who is this guy? He grosses me out.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jen

25. everytime I see a picture of this guy I feel like taking a shower. he is the grossest thing I have every seen.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Paris is a tramp

26. #20..that's funny

Posted at 1:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jen

27. this guy is as low as they come, uneducated, ugly, fat, brainless, a filthy dirty looking thing and a lousy excuse of a human being !! Why does TMZ cover his sorry ass ???????????

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 15th 2007 by cheryl

28. This guy is wicked -- he was a joke on that reality show and really thought he was something because he was rich from inheirited money. Said LiLo was poor cause she only had $10 million. Well that $$$ can't help him from liking the "boys" -- if you know what I mean. Come on TMZ -- check it out --- poor rich boy might like someone other than the girls! He is so awful he must be hiding something and I think thats it! Can't wait for him to get caught and thrown in jail on something. HE WILL LOVE IT! GREASSSSSSSSSSSSSY!

Posted at 2:38PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Becky

29. HE IS SOOOOO NASTY LOOKING!!!! WTF DO THOSE DUMB GIRLS SEE IN HIM?!!!

He needs to be shoved in shower & scrubbed with a wire brush! ICK!!!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 15th 2007 by glynne64

30. 1. He looks exactly like a young 1976-era Sylvester Stallone in that shot.

2. Why *don't* you leave the guy alone? Some people are on television shows or in films, and thus, it seems, have to expect some level of scrutiny. He's not, so he shouldn't. He and his brother are actual people with actual feelings. True!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 15th 2007 by suspicious mind

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