Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

31. You would think with all those billions he could afford to buy some blotting papers for his greasy face and keep them in his pockets. His brother gummy is just fat, but this dude is just greasy! Does he even bathe?!? I have never seen him non-greasy.

Posted at 4:23PM on Jun 15th 2007 by C Rodz

32. Does he use Wesson or Crisco oil to get that special look????

Posted at 3:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by My Two Cents

33. I always thought he was just scummy and didn't bathe but I think #32 - Jeye has a point. I know coke will make you sweat profusely too. He's probably on a bunch of drugs that are giving him the sweeats and making him look like an Exxon oil tanker ruptured all over him.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by BeeBee

34. If we squeezed GB, we'd get enough oil that there wouldn't be an crisis.

He and his man boobs need to go away.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by BiffHenderson

35. The white mans "Gerri Curl"

Posted at 4:38PM on Jun 15th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

36. I didn't even know who this person was.....So basically he's like Sean Stewart. He's the relative of someone famous. On his own, he's a big NOTHING.

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Please

37. C'mon guys, don't be killjoys! I, and I am sure many others, love it how TMZ tracks Grumpy Greasy Bear as he grunts and snuffles his way through the forest!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by AlissaLovesGreasyBear

38. What an asshole, both him and his punk ass brother. All the money in the world, and they're still not getting laid *lol*.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Louis

39. So what part of 'F**K OFF' didn't you losers understand?

Posted at 6:10PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TMZ Blows

40. I'm glad you guys makefun of him he looks and acts like a pig.

Posted at 6:19PM on Jun 15th 2007 by water crotch

41. OMG #41 too funny. I almost wet myself laughing

Posted at 11:46PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TMZlover

42. hahaha good one #34...
but then again #41 is right...
I thank TMZ for entertaining me w/ GB. If he gets to enjoy being rich and greasy, as we should get to watch and laugh.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jun 18th 2007 by shmeesie

43. Love the poem! GO TMZ

Posted at 11:46PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TMZlover

44. Who is this person? A high-school classmante of Paris Hilton at Beverly Hills High School? Who give a f---

Please dont insult the intelligence of the readers into thinking that Bev Hills rich kids are celebs, they are NOT, just nobodys that try to worm their way into the lives of people with actual careers in Hollywood.

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Posted at 9:45AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Bored

45. He's past greasy. I'd say he's more Oozy Bear. Ew.
Brandon, what say you try some degreaser? solvent?

Posted at 10:48PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Hello Kitty