Greasy Bear Goes To and Fro

Once upon a slime, a Greasy Bear went to a nightclub called Viper Room, and then didn't know where to go! Oh no! He was not fast, he was not slow! But he was greasy, that we know!

The Greasy Bear was asked how he felt and exclaimed, "Honestly!" It appears he is afraid to drive, lest the Bear end up in the pokey like his bestest friend, so he and a dazed-looking gal waited for their driver to take them where, they did not know!

Greasy didn't like the camera following where he'd go -- and said "F**k off"!" but not hello!

The end.

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46. is it just me, or does he look like a greasy elvis? cheese forsure!

Posted at 11:17PM on Jun 15th 2007 by scarlet

47. Brandon, do you read these...TAKE A SHOWER, AND GET OFF OF THE DRUGS, YOU DISGUST EVERYONE YOU LEECH!!!!

Posted at 12:41AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Missy

48. #45 "OOZY BEAR" now THAT was funny! Best one I've read yet!

Posted at 1:14AM on Jun 16th 2007 by sickoHollyweird

49. seriously why is he greasy like that all the time? are the photos edited. it seemed funny at first but now i'm wondering if he ever taken a shower in his life...!!!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 16th 2007 by OMG

50.


........................GREASYCROTCH....................................................

Posted at 3:19AM on Jun 16th 2007 by BRANDON THE RAMBLER

51. That's not greasy, guys. That's the hot, wet look. He HAS lost a lot of weight....and, he IS rich ....the idle rich. He doesn't look all that bad to me. I like him better than Justin Timberlake. He's do-able to me. Hey!!

Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 16th 2007 by Kris Peterson

52. Well, shut my mouth!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jun 16th 2007 by Kris Peterson

53. Hey I think this guy's pretty hot. He's slimming down nicely and though he perspires, who cares? You would too if you were inside a hot dance club. There's never enough air conditioning inside those places! Everyone - give the guy a break. Give him some space and be kind.

Posted at 12:58AM on Jun 17th 2007 by Em

54. FAT LOOSER GAY FAT LOOSER GAY FAT LOOSER GAY FAT LOOSER GAY

Posted at 10:39PM on Jun 17th 2007 by FAT LOOSER GAY

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