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Kelly Slater Knows Justin Timberlake's Secrets

Justin Timberlake thinks he's irresistible, and that he can surf! He's so haole he doesn't even know he's is haole!
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In an interview with The Mirror, Justin exposed his strategy for getting the women: "I defy a girl not to fall in love with me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." His little secret seems to have worked pretty well for eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater, who's pretty close with Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz.

Seeing as how Slater is the most dominant surfer ever in professional surfing, Timberlake should probably stick to snowboarding. Split kook!

Nobody listens to Turtle...



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16. Nice try Justin, but everybody knows what a homo you are. You'd probably rather hang around with Kelly and be his surfboard.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 15th 2007 by JD

17. Okay Okay, here it is, next time Mr. Slater and Mr. Timberlake cross paths, I suggest we settle this all with a surf off/dance off...and possible a walk off?

Posted at 7:30PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Norrin

18. Explains why Cameron went after a surfer when Justin dumped her. It was her only hope to make him jealous. I always feel embarrassed for her.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Gia

19. What a dork. And his music is putrid.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Scoop This

20. Justin Timberlake is a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 15th 2007 by SlappDaddy

21. Perez,
you know North shore, Im so Impressed.

hang loose dude

Posted at 8:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by mere

22. Gotta love the North Shore quotes....

"Hey Alex, come jump in with us!"

Posted at 4:17AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Andrew

23. justin is only a ridicolus little duck

Posted at 1:26PM on Jun 16th 2007 by barbara

24. Justin ....

It is time for us to say

..... bye bye bye.....

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 15th 2007 by billyboy

25. He TAKES IT UP THE A##.

Posted at 9:44PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Dirty white Boy.

26. Great, Surfing now attracts Grandma's and the terminally botoxed. Why can't the elderly in Hollywood just accept it and go live in nursing homes already or at least stay home and babysit since that is why they are alive so long anyway (that and $5.00 in a birthday card)? yeah, Cameron (I was once young - around 1983) Diaz I'm talkin' bout you. You've offically gone from "Mary" to "Scary".

Posted at 10:14PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Chilly

27. I defy anyone to find a photograph of Justin actually standing up on a surfboard. Seriously, if anyone can find anything, please post a link. 10:1 odds (if one actually turns up) he's on a ten-foot board in two-foot soup.

Posted at 10:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Yog-Sothoth

28. He's an ugly no talent jackass!!!!

Posted at 10:53PM on Jun 15th 2007 by gingergirl

29. TMZ.......Great North Shore Quote

Posted at 11:20PM on Jun 15th 2007 by VillasOne

30. Pendejo

Posted at 1:00AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Yo

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