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Kelly Slater Knows Justin Timberlake's Secrets

Justin Timberlake thinks he's irresistible, and that he can surf! He's so haole he doesn't even know he's is haole!
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In an interview with The Mirror, Justin exposed his strategy for getting the women: "I defy a girl not to fall in love with me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." His little secret seems to have worked pretty well for eight-time Foster's ASP World Champion Kelly Slater, who's pretty close with Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz.

Seeing as how Slater is the most dominant surfer ever in professional surfing, Timberlake should probably stick to snowboarding. Split kook!

Nobody listens to Turtle...



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31. sure hope justin paddles out at my break someday...bringing sexy back alright;
my board into his head.

Posted at 1:35AM on Jun 16th 2007 by stretcharmstrong

32. AND.... Justin isn't even good looking....IMAO

Posted at 2:07AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Demi

33. Kelly Slater is NOT the most dominate surfer of all time. Just because he's hot now, does not diminish the original surfers who made the sport great. There are at least 20 or 30 surfers who dominated the sport of surfing more than haole Kelly Slater has. Get a life and don't suck his ass.

Posted at 4:15AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Mathew P

34. "Scrub it, kook!"

Posted at 8:26AM on Jun 16th 2007 by mango

35. And we all know this is true because Justin Timberlake gives interviews to the tabloids all the time. He especially likes to talk about his personal life to tabloids. Get real TMZ and all you blogs that print this crap. Britney talks to the tabloids not Timberlake. He hates all you guys.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 16th 2007 by susan

36. saw a reality show last week showcasing those insipid beauty pagents for kids, and they showed a video of little justy participating years ago.
it turns out that his mommy used to drag him around to those to give him his start.
he looked & sounded like he does now, nothing much has changed.
what a tool.

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 16th 2007 by caveman

37. He one bad ripper yeah. I hear he break his stick he shred so bad.

love the north shore refs....

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 16th 2007 by Rick Kane

38. hey bra didnt justin like win that wave pool contest in AZ? he rips .. lol i cant believe so many people actually know her turtle is.... still>>>

Posted at 9:28AM on Jun 17th 2007 by niko

39. Justin Timberlake is another one that I just don't understand. He used Cameron Diaz to get in the movies and then they break-up when that awful latest album of his comes out. He just does nothing for me musically and personally. He looks square and he doesn't have any soul. He's just a little, pop white boy with connections. I'm sorry. I just don't get it.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jun 16th 2007 by Kris Peterson

40. ....and, I don't think that he is all that talented.

Posted at 3:51PM on Jun 16th 2007 by Kris Peterson

41. Someone should just kick Rick Kane errr I mean Justin's ass

Posted at 11:20PM on Jun 16th 2007 by billy

42. North shore rocks..!! LOL. I hadn't thought of that movie forever! Pretty cool dudes......BTW Timbersnake is no way the ladies man. Common women his farvorite color while bein in a boy band (gag) was baby blue!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted at 5:23AM on Jun 17th 2007 by Tom

43. the "north shore" reference....AMAZING!!!!

Posted at 8:41PM on Jun 18th 2007 by rich

44. RIDICULOUS......Diaz is too good for JT. He only became cool after he started dating her. Sorry little boy!!!

Posted at 9:57PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Darla Weathers

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