Celebrity Justice
Paris' Next Hot Haunt -- The Lynwood Lounge

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!

No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

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16. Life's gotta be suckin for that person in the middle bed!

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Hen pecked

17.

SHE'S IN JAIL ..........NOT AT A 5 STAR RESORT TO PARTY ............

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by PARIS IS IN JAIL .......NOT AT A 5 STAR RESORT TO PARTY

18. If that is really the area she will at, she won't last an hour.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Robert

19. What if you're the person in the middle bed and one night you have a nightmare and sit up suddenly (like in the movies) and konk your brains out with the top bed knocking your skull? At least then you'll get to got o the twin towers medical center for treatment...............lol

Posted at 3:55PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Oh puuuleease!!

20. Looks like TMZ is feeding into the bs that most folks are just happy to know that Paris is suffering. Instead this non-issue, they could post some information about how many in there are for DUIs or if they are at least attempting to show the outcome of DUI drivers like Paris, Lindsay and Nicole and their types who care of no one but themselves and feel they can pay off a fam if they "oops" kill one of them.

They keep playing this game and acting like she missed curfew - "driving when she wasn't supposed to be" instead of taking it seriously. But, everyone is doing it, so I guess they just figure that's their life - who cares, right?

Posted at 3:59PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

21. I heard that she will be doing cartwheels when she leaves the facility and like photogs will be everywhere and like it will on the cover of every magazine and like she will have been the bestest friend ever to the inmates and like she taught them how to bend and snap on the tables and like seriously she will be poppin hubba bubba in all your faces for dayz and like she will drive again cause like it's HOLLYWOOD like

Posted at 3:58PM on Jun 15th 2007 by solitary confinement

22. Michael...this is why she needs to try one of those booky like thingyz. One without pictures of clothes that can actually insert something into her brain that she can actually use.

Posted at 4:02PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Trysh Jefferson

23. JUSTICE FOR DUKE PLAYERS:::::MIKE NIFONG WILL RESIGN AS D.A.------------------------------------COWARD trying to save his license to practice law............

Posted at 4:02PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Good Grief

24. thats not a current pic....Jail IS NOT the clean....

Posted at 4:02PM on Jun 15th 2007 by skkorp

25. #28 why are you adding your stupid comment then and reading them?

Posted at 4:03PM on Jun 15th 2007 by another day in hollywood...

26. I bet the beds were Big Bertha's idea.. right?

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Not a fan

27. Big Bertha and Paris... great idea!

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Not a fan

28. Paris - this isn't that bad.. your low class actions speak for themselves..Hang in - you'll be out soon enough..maybe they'll throw away the key..lol...

Posted at 4:17PM on Jun 15th 2007 by luckyme

29. I've seen places look a lot worse. Still being locked up like an animal is a terrible thing. I feel sorry for her. I personally think they gave her too much time. She wasn't DUI on the second arrest. I think the judge wanted to make her an example to others and a name for himself... good or bad. We all know she will get through it what choice does she have. She'll be fine. Look at Martha.

Posted at 4:12PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Majestic7703

30. For the longest time I have felt as if I hated this woman. I dont. She is a product of her environment as I am mine. She is a victim of her environment as well. She did not have good parenting, that is obvious. No I did not say her mother and father were awful people, just not good parents. That being said, we can only blame our poor parenting so long before we become responsible for our own actions. I truly hope this woman really means to come out of prison with a new lease on life because it is fairly obvious the media from rags to the real news (hard to tell the difference at this point) are going to keep shoving her in our faces like it or not. I do want to ask some of you to examine yourselves about why you defend her actions. Do the ones of you that defend this woman personally believe drinking and driving is just fine then? Do you believe snorting cocaine and smoking pot out in front of anyone that wants to see is acceptable? What about being so free with your bodies that you contract diseases? Do you think sleeping with someone elses spouse is a admirable quality? Do you look down your noses at people who are poorer then you or maybe a different color? Do you have no respect for the law? See, I am trying and failing miserably to find out if something is wrong with me because I dont think people that behave this way should be rewarded with the media and whoever else choses to worship this woman. Am I wrong to not jump up and down when she gets a free wardrobe from fabulous designers? Should I be happy? I just cant help but think if this kind of behavior deserves our undieing devotion then somewhere along the line I missed the boat. I see people throw around the word jealousy around here alot when they are defending this woman. I thought on it hard, nope I am not jealous. I have acheivements she will never have and a spirituality and love of others Im afraid this woman might never have, you just cant trade that for money, power, prestige, beauty.... I just cant think of anything better then a love and respect for mankind...getting it basically. I get it about life. I just dont get it about Paris Hilton and I just dont get the fascination with her but thats not the hard part. The hard part is not understanding why some of you want to reward her for not having any morals

Posted at 4:20PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Hope she sees the light but I really hope you all see it more....

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