Celebrity Justice
Paris' Next Hot Haunt -- The Lynwood Lounge

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!

No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

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31. Not exactly a Hilton Hotel, but not bad at all.
Too good in fact for Little Miss Spoiled.

Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Stupid Paris Lovers

32. Good riddance to Paris!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Rick

33. I always thought Paris was a waste but if her being there helps other inmates in LA I'm cutting her some slack. I wonder where the 100s who said "If you think Paris will do even a day in jail you're stupid" went?

Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 15th 2007 by gotta give her credit

34. It really doesn't look all that bad. She has no idea how protected she is. Paris, I hope that you grow up and do something good for the world.
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Posted at 4:21PM on Jun 15th 2007 by jProud American Author

35. I hope all this attention doesn't attract any Hinkleys when she gets out?

Posted at 4:19PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Ra

36. I agree. Good riddance! Paris is such a vain witch! When she starts being nice to others, then I will respect her.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Julia

37. I feel really bad for Paris!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Suzy

38. Can we stop with the Paris stuff!!!!! Enough is enough.

She is and always has been a non issue.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Kerr Avon

39. Wow! #37... you gave me something to think about... thanks for expressing your view.... I think I agree with almost everything you said... Different points of view are a wonderful thing... especially if others are willing to listen....

Posted at 4:27PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Majestic7703

40. Sing it with me ya'll... BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY. Paris honey, we will be chillin' at the bars soon...peace and serenity are coming your way. I miss you like I a child misses its blanket. We love you and adore you. You are a good person. A lot of people don't know you like we do. We know your heart. We know you like to have fun. Hell, look at the chaos you have caused website/media/world. I could careless what others say about you that you don't care about others...it's not like they really care either. What are these wannabes doing to help the world??? Driving prius' that's right...

Posted at 4:28PM on Jun 15th 2007 by biggirlsdon'tcry

41. iam truly happy that, that bitch has finally got what the hell she deserves, what pisses me off is she acting life she doing life, all that drama, about nothing, she still needs to be with the rest of the inmates, if it were me or u, we'd be under the jail!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:30AM on Jun 18th 2007 by penny-pen

42. LMAO @ these post. People ,regular people have the best humor. I

M OP, is does not look so bad. Club Lynwood. Shreik green.. It looks like a public school cafeteria ,just say you do have posters and student writings and drawing and posters hanging all round.

I have some of those same lawn chairs I bought at Home Depot for $6.00 each.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Newsy

43. Tom Cruise is definitely GAY




Oh Tom, please come out of the closet!!!!




You are a handsome gay man, be proud!!



Free Kate!!!

Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Badabing

44. Who started the rumour that Paris has herpes? Is it really true? She is such a virgin, looks so pure.

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by grasshopper

45. Hell we all have a little herpes. Who are we to judge?

Posted at 4:34PM on Jun 15th 2007 by yo yo yo

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