Celebrity Justice
Paris' Next Hot Haunt -- The Lynwood Lounge

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!

No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

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46. TMZ >"You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this"

Sounds a little catty don't it? I have seen the inside of a few of Paris's haunts and they are ok in a dark low light setting.
Everyone and everything looks pretty in 15 watt pink light bulbs :)

Posted at 4:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Holly

47. The Baca must be releaved of his duty to transfer pretty rich ladies from jail to home. How about less pretty poor ladies? Not to mention men. Poor judgement = "good-bye"! The L.A. County Board of Supervisors should not be re-elected to their respective posts should the Baca remain in his office.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Robert Long

48. Soon Hilton will be out of the slammer and all the jealous loser whining bashers will still be jealous loser whining bashers. The last laugh is on all of you fools.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TH

49. Plastic chairs don't hurt as bad when thrown at someone's head. Looks cleaner then Paris's bedroom. No Tinkerbelle poop on the floor either! This is a step up.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Keni

50. Not Mr. Chow's ....or Pure...or a Hilton Hotel. Welcome to the real Simple Life, A table, plastic chairs, a mattress, psychotropic drugs. (Pharmaceuticals, that is).

Posted at 4:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by joan

51. As long as she doesn't get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence is all that matters to me as far as she is concerned! If her presence in jail helps bring out the poor way inmates in LA are treated it's a bonus. I bitch-slapped a neighbor all over his deck once for driving drunk. Preaching in this forum about how drunks kill kids does nothing about the problem. Don't worry about what some spoiled rich brat 1000 miles away from you does. It won't be her driving thru your neighborhood drunk at 70 mph.

Posted at 4:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Talk is cheap

52. Instead of whining about jail conditions, why don't you talk about getting the criminals to obey the law? Without criminals, jail conditions wouldn't be an issue.

To read posts and hear the news, you'd think all of the criminals fell into jail by accident instead of being sentenced to jail for crimes committed.

Send them all to Arizona to the sheriff there who runs the tent jail.

Don't coddle criminals. If the conditions are sufficiently unpleasant, they will try harder to stay out of jail.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jun 15th 2007 by x

53. Some haters you would have a funy , but it my own opinion....It's realy give me a great mood and some energy . I Think that say what you see and think,is not bed. Best wishes....

Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 15th 2007 by andrejfromlatvia

54.

The sheriff must feel guilty or else he wouldnt be in the Press

daily..................He given Paris SPECIAL TREATMENT , he's not

going to admit it ..........Guess Grandpa HILTON will give him

a hefty check soon .........I guess politicans and celebs only

see $$$$$$$$$ signs , then tell the truth ............

I don't see how anyone of them sleep at night ............

The World is watching them closely ...........do they realize that ?

Remember what goes around , comes around .............

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Daddy warbuck Hilton isn't doing his daughter any good when he's

going to give her an $800,000 party when she's out of Jail ................

He will be one stupid father and EVERYONE will laugh in his face

for doing it ............again the WORLD will be watching him closely too.

He's not showing a good example for his daughter , that's for sure ,

I say he's a piss poor father , to do a stupid thing like that .

Give your money to charity , for education , so those who could

afford to go to college , since your daughter sure the hell doesn't .

Paris dropped out of college , recieved her G.E.D which isn't saying

much for her , who could go to any college in the world .


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BOYCOTT EVERY HILTON HOTELS IN THE WORLD ......THEY'RE

EXPENSIVE ANYWAYS ............CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY CHARGE FOR

YOU TO PARK YOUR CAR A DAY ( $20.00 ) ....WHAT A RIPOFF ..............

OVERPRICED , DIRECTED FOR MILLIONAIRES , LOWER YOUR

PRICES FOR AN AVERAGE FAMILY CAN AFFORD IT .......

I FORGOTTEN THEY CHARGE SO MUCH FOR THE CEO'S

TO RECIEVE THERE "MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES A YEAR

AND THERE EXPENSIVE LIFE STYLE .


Posted at 4:58PM on Jun 15th 2007 by MAYBE HILTONS ARE PAYING SHERIFF OFF ....LOL

55. But alas, she might be driving down my neighborhood and once one of those stupid kids start chasing a ball into the middle of the street again... POW!

So what's the lesson for today kids? Run into the middle of the street when a girl who's drunk and has more money than your whole family combined is driving by! Cha-Ching!

On a more serious note, I'm sure once Paris gets out of solitary, it won't be the seats spreading around her herpes. :)

Posted at 4:59PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Miss Hilton's Neighborhood

56. hang in there paris ,we love you here...................and to all the haters shes doing her time ,and then some ,get off her back...man there some really jealous people out there.

Posted at 9:20PM on Jun 15th 2007 by shawn

57. Talk is cheap--good post---If every car that had someone under the influence driving it would glow I think some people seeing how many cars were glowing AROUND THEM would probably be afraid to drive! Paris Hilton doing 23 days for violation of probation for a DUI where she pulled a .08 is nothing compared to those who have been arrested 12 times for DUI then plow into a van killing a family of 6 while 3 times over the limit. Paris will be using a driver when she parties from now one but those repeated offenders are out there right now driving a car drunk off their ass! Why are they still on OUR streets????

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Action speaks louder than words

58. #15 - Good one. Didn't notice it. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Lola

59. Doesn't look that bad to me. Could be a lot worse. BTW WTF cares?

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Are you kidding me

60. NO PARIS NEWS TODAY
Los Angeles : About 2:00 ish
Apparently today there is no Paris news to report at all, as last count she was sound asleep in her cell and dreaming about the day of her release. The inmates are tip-toeing around her cell so she gets a decent sleep.

Posted at 5:19PM on Jun 15th 2007 by grasshopper

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