Celebrity Justice
Paris' Next Hot Haunt -- The Lynwood Lounge

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!

No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

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61. Where's the outrage, whining and complaining over the so-called singer-celeb Brandy who killed an innocent woman with her car not behind bars where the piece of trash belongs and being allowed to breathe air, prancing her booty on the pavement? I guess it doesn't matter since she's black. Selective outrage, indeed!

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 15th 2007 by TH

62. #61, With Hilton, the outrage was because she almost got set free. Yea, it was house arrest but com'on, it's not like she was gonna be held in solitary at home. She could do all the blow and drink as much as she wants with the whole super whore firecrotch gang.

With Brandy, you know she's gonna get screwed either way because she's black. Plus she's not an always in the camera doing something stupid personality like Hilton is so of course there's selective outrage here. I bet you if you go around asking people about Brandy, they'll either say who or where'd she go?

Now what's a straight injustice is how Drew Barrymore topped some magazine's list on most attractive people or something like that. Gay!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Miss Hilton's Neighborhood

63. TH--I'm waiting to see what happens to Brandy. It was sick when the story first broke and all the media seemed to talk about was "Will this hurt Brandy's career?" The fact that someone died and others were hurt didn't seem to matter. Some are even blaming the person in front of Brandy for slamming his brakes on but the LA freeways are some of the most congested in the world and there's a lot of stop-and-goes on them. Need to leave a lot of space especially when you drive a tank like a land rover. I don't care how rich or poor or what color someone is but when their irresponsiblity kills someone I expect them to be held accountable! Too bad TMZ isn't posting about Brandy.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by jamstan

64. Miss Hilton's Neighborhood--if you say Brandy's gonna get it cuz she's black perhaps you can explain how Halle Berry walked and how Snoop Dog just walked away from 2 charges of "felon in possession of a firearm" and a drug charge?

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by get a clue

65. Kim, this is me. I can't believe that your'e not here helping me through this! I made you, bitch.

Posted at 6:02PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Get Me Out Here!

66.
I just love green!

Posted at 6:00PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Moss

67. This seems like it was an unnecessarily mean post. Paris won't be allowed into the general population because of the threats against her life. She will stay in solitary for another 10 days before being released.

She was given a raw deal by the asshole judge. Anyone notice nothing was done the D.A. whose wife did the same thing? Driving on a suspended license? How come she only had to pay 185 dollar fine? Paris has to spend 23 days in solitary because of threats against her life and the "outraged" D.A.'s wife paid a fine for the same offense.

Both need to lose their jobs.

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Buzz

68. It really doesn't look that bad at all. I was expecting much worse. It looks a lot like a hospital cafeteria.

Posted at 6:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Debi

69. Get Me Out Here!--You just stay there and be a good girl. DAMN, your bf is good!!!!

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Kim

70. THE BACA MUST GO..! THE BACA MUST GO...!

NO FREE LUNCH IN THIS WORLD BACA...!

Posted at 6:52PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Robert Long

71. What's the hard part about her being in prison? I mean, does she have to go outside in the hot sun and break up rocks with sledgehammers? Or maybe she has to slave away in a hot laundry room and wash everyone's dirty underwear. Geez, get real! She's probably got the sitting, sleeping, eating, thing down by now. Oh I get it now. The hard part is she might actually have to think. Now that hurts. Ouch!!!

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Martha

72. It will be interesting to see what Baca says in his report to the LA Board of Supervisors, which he has been ordered to give by next week at the latest. How will one of the highest paid officials in the COUNTRY, pulling about $300,000 a year with salary and "contributions" explain his ignorance of Ca penal code 1203? I wonder how many other of his 18,000 inmates got "house arrest" on sentences with conditions of "no house arrest"? I bet he can relate to those commercials "Ever want to get away?"

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 15th 2007 by He's under his desk--get him

73. Three hots and a cot Not bad!
Sure beats Auschwitz or a jap prison camp.

Posted at 7:23PM on Jun 15th 2007 by bIUBULa

74. "Once upon a time there was a Sheriff who " ---NO-- "I put her on house arrest because she had taken karate and I feared for the safety of the fellow inmates and guards" ---NO-Oh my, what do i do? I know, I'll call Candy Spelling because she knows everything!

Posted at 7:50PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Leroy Baca

75. it kinda looks like the hangout area in that show oz, lol, to bad there's no hot guys running around, lol

Posted at 8:06PM on Jun 15th 2007 by christine

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