Paris Prays for Strength

16. Paris going to take that bible with her to her "Get Out of Jail" party her daddy is throwing for her??

Bet it goes right in that dumpster as she walks by.

Most all prisoners find God when in jail, then lose him once that cell door closes on the way out.

I hope the door hits her in the ass when she parades out!

My prayer for Paris: the first car she crashes into driving drunk and stoned leaving her "Get Out of Jail" party, be that of her parents with Bahbra WaWa in the back seat!

Paris using God and prayer to her advantage, should have already realized how HOT hell is.

Posted at 5:32PM on Jun 15th 2007 by The Hilton Hillbillies

17. PARIS, GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY---I'M PRAYING FOR YOU TOO!!!

Posted at 7:30PM on Jun 15th 2007 by ney

18. They all get religion in the pokey.

Posted at 5:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by debbie

19. Oh will she just have her nervous breakdown already so that she can be institutionalized and we don't have to see her ugly ass face for a long time???

Posted at 5:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Greasy Bear

20. Okay ... I'd like to see any of us have to serve MORE than his/her respective sentence as opposed to the others who have gotten out after 10% (yes, the normal time served)...
We'd all be "fragile" especially when not used to unfamiliar circumstances as I'm sure that Jail must be ... I hope they roast that Judge for this ... she's already served 3 times the normal amount of time - like her or not - that is not fair - no matter who is on the receiving end of such unjust treatment ...

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Crissy

21. Who cares about her money when she uses it for herpes medicine after she infects all of the LA dudes who look at her and say "That's hot".

She should pray for Lee Baca so that the holy placenta of the scientologists gets him out of yet another bind!

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Miss Hilton's Neighborhood

22. Lookin for jesus in the County Jail-
I got picked up for drinkin and did'nt even care-
The ol' Sherriff come and told me no one's paying my bail-
So now I'm lookin for Jesus in the County Jail-

That why they call it Jail House Religion, it lasts about as long as you are in jail...

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Luther Lackey

23. The only thing she prays to is the porcelain god.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Mr. Impossible

24. She has nothing else to do.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Anonymous

25. It's really sad that she does something that is good and people still bash her for it.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Amanda

26. This parasite should be thinking about something or someone in life besides, herself. Having money and a family name isn't impressive, anymore. Well, to her when she gets out, it is. She'll be slumming the Hamptons and other beaches of the world while the majority of us remain in the real world. Nope, no sorrow here!

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Barb

27. The true test will be how long she keeps readin her bible when she gets out of the Big House.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by debbie

28. I hate it when people find God when they find themselves in JAIL! Cant wait to see how much she keeps in touch with God when she gets out.

Posted at 5:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by C Ya

29. Isn't it amazing how everyone in jail suddenly believes in God. Bet you forget all about him when you get out. Maybe Daddy will send him an invitation to your big party!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Debbie

30. She should pray for giving ME strength for seeing one more freakin article about this media hound '

Too bad they let OJ go. TMZ would have a daily OJ fest! OJ brushed his teeth today. OJ is bored today. OJ took a shower today. Got reemed today (well, actually, that one might be worth hearing about.

Posted at 5:38PM on Jun 15th 2007 by paris..grrrrrrr