Dude Hits Like an Old Lady

Aerosmith lead swinger Steven Tyler went after a paparazzo yesterday in Paris, but the snapper isn't exactly quaking in his chaussures, if you know what we mean.

Tyler was strolling the boulevards with a lady friend while en vacances, those shaggy locks tucked under a leopard-print number out of the Diane Keaton collection circa "Manhattan Murder Mystery."

Then, the attack -- Tyler went all granny on this photog's derriere, though witnesses say it was all just one big rise.

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1. ...........IT WAS ABOUT THE ***ROLLING STONES****,,,,TYLER IS A TRUE, SELLOUT!!

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

2. Ahoy me hearties!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 19th 2007 by cap'n jack

3. Obvious that they're just (grinning) messing around. Tyler's already hit out of the park, 34 years ago to be exact, and still rockin' in the free world. Dream On.

Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 19th 2007 by DreamOn

4. mais ils rigolent! lol et alors? quoi de neuf les gars?!

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 19th 2007 by biracial female of 21

5. What the hell happened to Steve Tyler? Not only does he hit like a lady, but he looks like a lady. NO MORE PLASTIC SURGERY STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:17AM on Jun 19th 2007 by Ginger

6. All of you shut up! In Harvey's eyes we're nobodies. I don't want to read about your personal lives, I want to read about celebrity failures and people complaining about them.

Posted at 11:16AM on Jun 19th 2007 by phobeR

7. Tom Cruise is truly gay







Posted at 11:16AM on Jun 19th 2007 by Sigourney

8. Steven, If you want to join Britneys gang, you must shave your head!

Posted at 11:33AM on Jun 19th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

9. Steven, if you want to join Britneys gang you must shave your head!

Posted at 11:33AM on Jun 19th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

10. Uh, Costa Mesa boy, did you forget Mick's little foray into disco?! 'Sellout' is relative. If Tyler likes to mainstream and has become more commercial, it doesn't take away from his
'legitimacy' as a musician, or of his great non-commerical material. The sixties and seventies are long over. Aerosmith is still viable, whereas most of those old bands are where? Work is work, and musicians who love their craft stay open minded and should (mostly, but not always) take it where they can get it, if they're smart and like to evolve. There were a lot more albums to buy than just the Stones.
The Stones were not a very heavy band, AKA Zeppelin. Or Black Sabbath. Or many others.
One of The Police has spent the last decade or two doing Hollywood movie musical scores. Music knows no boundaries. Meaningless standards are sometimes for unemployed, staid fools, and can be an excuse for not being productive.

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 19th 2007 by DreamOn/musician

11. I thought this was Hillary Swank upon first glance!!!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jun 19th 2007 by jules

12. At that age, one must get the entire scalp lifted, BEFORE one shaves one's head.
I should know.

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 19th 2007 by DreamOn/musician

13. GOOD MORNING SARA!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 19th 2007 by pattie

14. they are having fun! good to see!

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 19th 2007 by pattie

15. steven is having fun. coffee, coffee, coffee

Posted at 11:53AM on Jun 19th 2007 by pattie

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