Dude Hits Like an Old Lady

Aerosmith lead swinger Steven Tyler went after a paparazzo yesterday in Paris, but the snapper isn't exactly quaking in his chaussures, if you know what we mean.

Tyler was strolling the boulevards with a lady friend while en vacances, those shaggy locks tucked under a leopard-print number out of the Diane Keaton collection circa "Manhattan Murder Mystery."

Then, the attack -- Tyler went all granny on this photog's derriere, though witnesses say it was all just one big rise.

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31. he rules! look, he's doing the famous "britney shaves her head and attacks the paps with an umbrella" routine!

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 20th 2007 by nyc

32. Costa mesa boy eats doo doo.

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 20th 2007 by eat more poo, costa mesa boy

33. Uh Costa mesa Boy, I'm with DreamOn/Musician on this one. I bet you are a nobody and that must suck, but steven tyler is a damn saint ALONG side of all the people you named. Silly human.

Posted at 11:19PM on Jun 20th 2007 by tkobia

34. Aerosmith is on tour and that is why Tyler was in France.

Posted at 11:16AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Mink

35. YEAH STEVEN'S A LOSER.
--- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE
--- HOW FAMOUS ARE YOU
--- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN LAID
--- HOW MANY TIMES (BY DIFFERENT WOMEN)
--- HOW MANY CONCERTS HAVE YOU SOLD OUT
--- HOW MANY PLATINUM ALBUMS HAVE YOU MADE
--- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THIINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE DAMN NEAR 60 YEARS OLD.

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. IT'S EASY TO HATE PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A NOBODY............ ROCK ON, "DEMON OF SCREAMIN'"

Posted at 10:07PM on Jul 13th 2007 by LORD OF THE THIGHS

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