Paris to TMZ -- I'm Just an Ordinary Inmate

406. 247. Posted at 12:00AM on Jun 20th 2007 by laguna beach girl
Laguna is when you pull it out of a womans mouth and stick it in her ass,all before she stops gagging.

Posted at 12:08AM on Jun 20th 2007 by Mel

'Mel' - I see your name and it conjures up the image of a 50 year old fat bald man with a hairy back sitting at his computer trolling for Paris Porn. Since she has been in lock-up for the last 2 weeks, there is nothing new so your search brings you here to TMZ.....it would absolutely figure you would be a Paris fan with your filthy fat man mentality.

Posted at 1:48PM on Jun 20th 2007 by laguna beach girl

407. George, knowing what we do about her you will probably get your wish.

Posted at 2:41PM on Jun 20th 2007 by paris' fans can be counted on two hands HAH!!

408. No one is jealous, believe me. Grade 9 Ed?
I hope Paris uses her money for a great tutor, and finishes her high school.
Then she should take (tutored) business or economics at a good university .
The best revenge is living well.
Partying is not the definition of living well, no matter what you've seen around you.
Accomplish something, and then when you party, no one will have anything to say.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 20th 2007 by HelloThere

409. Paris, help that old couple in Fargo. Send them a check.
JCHennen
1013 s9th st
Fargo ND 58103

Do discreet good deeds and good things will come your way.

Posted at 11:40PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Terry

410. Paris has 3 more days to finish banging all the inmates even the guard dog.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jun 20th 2007 by South Beach Lizzard

411.
Having LOTS of money that you GET from OTHERS hard work, does not make you Rich in meaningful ways... And, IN New England, where there is LOTS and LOTS of OLD money, they do many good things with it for those that do not have as much. They set up scholships, shelters, medical clinics, all sorts of good things to help those that have less.

The "WORD" says:
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven,"

Which means....those that have much...much is expected of...We are are told to do good things...NOT to run around naked, doing drugs, driving "drug", and being just famous for being famous....!!

Posted at 5:05PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Just a Thought

412. She is a poor excuse for a human being. No special treatment, my @ss. I hope they throw away the key. She can rot in there as far as I am concerned. LOL--her parents are clueless losers, too; the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. Too bad they are in the gene pool.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 20th 2007 by DD

413. Hang in there Paris, I think they are making an example of you being a star. It sucks, come on LA County, let Paris go home to her family, you've proved your point! (Gez)
Your Florida Friends,
Jeanna & Friends

Posted at 5:23PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Jeanna Ford

414. 378. SHES NOT ORDINARY SHES BETTER THAN MOST AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP PRETENDING SHE ISINT.U JUST CANT PUT HOTTIES IN JAIL ITS UNNATURAL.

Posted at 12:25PM on Jun 20th 2007 by TODD LISSNER( KADINTODD2@AOL.COM)

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TODD LISSNER must be "trolling" for some young "eye candy" leaving his AOL email addy on here!

Better watch it Toddie - 14 will get you 20!

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 20th 2007 by The Hilton Hillbillies

415. that's my girl paris. you go girl. see uall were so quick to think she couldn't handle life and she seems to be doing okay now after the intial shock of it all she s doin okay.

Posted at 6:39PM on Jun 20th 2007 by berthas butt

416. Really? According to another celebrity rag she isn't eating, has lost 5 lbs, is down to 100 lbs & they just got her barely eating again after seriously considering an IV for nutrition. Oh and she looks a mess without makeup, as well as her hair, since they only use soap & not shampoo. A random thought..I wonder how many photographers will be placed at all possible exits for her release.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Aayn

417. Almost over..Paris...Hang in There............................

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Gracie

418. I am SO SICK of hearing about Paris Hilton!! What is she? She is not a star! She is just a media whore! And as far as her jail time, listen to this!! The length of time she spent in the Twin Towers is about what is needed to get over D.T.'s or withdrawls! The way she acted when she had to go back to jail from her home, so spastic!! All makes sense!! And if you look back in her history, everyone was good until they started hanging with Paris. Britney, Lindsay, Nicole all weren't in rehab and doing swell before they met Paris. Why hasn't the media pointed this fact out already??

Posted at 7:03PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Rock

419. 407. that's my girl paris. you go girl. see uall were so quick to think she couldn't handle life and she seems to be doing okay now after the intial shock of it all she s doin okay.

Posted at 6:39PM on Jun 20th 2007 by berthas butt

Yeah Paris is your girl and every guy that she's screwed too!

And who ever said anyone was so quick to think she could handle life? She's done a pretty p_ _s poor job so far - porno tapes, racist tapes, lawbreaker, alchy, druggie, GED, ADD, Herpes!

Yep, she's really shown she can handle life - a pathetic life!

Posted at 7:07PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Bubba

420. Paris Hilton
when she gets out of jail I don't think she won't change even though she's
reading the bible because at this point she has nothing else to do. I see it
all the time. I f she smart maybe next time have a driver drive her around.
Hey Paris start helping the poor they need your money. Bible says start giving

Posted at 7:40PM on Jun 20th 2007 by won't change