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Brooke Shields: Tan in a Box

Brooke Shields dollTwenty-five years ago, before her Xenu friends publicly excoriated her for taking medicine for post-partum depression, Brooke Shields was a wildly popular teen starlet. She even had her suntan memorialized as a doll, which can now be yours!

That's right, it's the 1982 mint-in-the-box Suntan Brooke Shields Doll with Year 'Round Funtan. Looking more like Vanessa Williams than Brooke, this delightful pop relic will amuse and delight your non-Scientologist friends.

Bidding starts at $9.99.



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1. looks more like vanessa williams.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 20th 2007 by smiles

2. I think they prefer african american

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 20th 2007 by omg!!

3. $9.99? maybe if she were dead.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 20th 2007 by anal eaze

4. $9.99? maybe if she were dead.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 20th 2007 by anal eaze

5. I had a Brooke Shields doll gosh I guess it was back in 1982.(I was 6) Mine did not come in a bathing suit she wore grey pants with a pink and grey turtleneck sweater. Later because I did not have a ken doll (thanks mom!!)Brooke was the doll to get a haircut so Barbie could have a boyfriend.(mom later did get me that Ken doll and boy was she pissed about that Brooke doll)

Sorry Brooke.

Posted at 5:20PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Danielle

6. Thats no tan, thats a black woman in that box!

Posted at 10:53AM on Jun 21st 2007 by MiMi

7. 10 bucks is too much credit even to start with (doll or herself). funny tho thanks

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

8. When Vanessa Williams was disgraced
they simply slapped another label on the box containing her 'action figure'

Posted at 3:57PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Ra

9. No thanks

Posted at 4:18PM on Jun 20th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

10. Is she that broke that she is selling herself for $9.99.

Posted at 4:06PM on Jun 20th 2007 by South Beach Lizzard

11.
Was this suppose to be Brooke after a tanning bed accident? This doll should be trashed.

Posted at 4:11PM on Jun 20th 2007 by littlebit

12. And this is news, HOW?

You suck, TMZ.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jun 20th 2007 by perezStinks

13. This is stupid.

Posted at 4:09PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Dan

14. Ugly doll. Fugly

Posted at 4:09PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Nor

15. i'd like to spread this dolls legs and...........

Posted at 4:13PM on Jun 20th 2007 by BIG MO

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