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Scaffolding Goes Up Around Angelyne

AngelyneAngelyne, the overinflated, self-indulgent, perennially pink L.A. icon, who has bombarded the city for years with billboards featuring her own wannabe-glam image (one read "Barbie wishes she were me") is now working ... out of a storage shed.

The curvaceous platinum blonde, age unknown, a local legend known for tooling around town in pink form-fitting pants in her pink Corvette, was forced out of her Hollywood Blvd. office after nearly 20 years, because a high-rent hotel is under construction.

The pink wannabe diva was paid a small amount of relocation green by the city, but she wants more cash. She told the L.A. Times the developer refused ... saying, "Honey, take me to court." Another case of subpoena envy!

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16. They print this crap because people come here and post about it, even if they don't' like the subject - it's to get you to look at their obnoxious ads and click on their banners, etc. etc. It's just them trying to drag another buck.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Dawn

17. Isn't she like 127 years old by now?

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 20th 2007 by angela

18. um does it matter who she is I dont kare . If she was all that great dont you think she would have money of her own but I guess she is noone special wow give her a drive to skid row

Posted at 5:24PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Ryan McElligott

19. never heard of her. looking at her picture i thought she was a drag queen yuck!

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 20th 2007 by t-bonz

20. I have no idea who this Angelyne is, and to be honest, I couldn't care less...

Posted at 8:46PM on Jun 20th 2007 by asteadyrain

21. What a slut.

Posted at 1:06PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Olivia

22. Hey, I think she should hook up with Howard Stern!!

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Tanya

23. HOLY SHEEET>>>>> This woman was around went I lived in Hollywood back in the early 80's She was a massive joke back then...... must be that great quality formaldahyde...

Posted at 5:22PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Dennis

24. I would like to see Angelyne be Bob Barker's successor instead of Rosie.

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Andrew

25. If her bday is 1958....I'll eat my shoe. I saw her in the mid 80's and she looked 65 AT LEAST...and it was a hard 65 at that. So, according to my calculations....she is 93 now.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Peenis

26. Ok, her first Billboard went up in 1984. Before that some scmuck paid for posters of her starting in 1978. She was at LEAST mid to late 40's then.
If you have seen this LaToya Jackson looking old woman in person anytime in the last 20 years, you know she is at least in her late 60's. And that is being nice. She has neck cords that hang like saggy tendons and age spots all over her veiny breasts. She looks good for 70, but come on she is so old it's amazing she can see to drive.
IMDB says she is younger, she has said she is 38 for the past 20 years so keep on sagging in there Ancientlyne!
She should be cast in a freak show because one look at that face in person scares you to death!

Posted at 7:22PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Renee

27. Surely the IMDB date of 1958 is a typo. I bet they meant 1858 or perhaps 1598.

She was a scary looking old hag easily in her 60s when I saw her around 1986. She has a cameo in "Earth Girls are Easy", complete with pink Corvette, if you want to see for yourself. As I recall, it's a rather kind shot, but she still looks ooooold and frightening.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Merz

28. HaHa, I just saw this women in the Ventura Mall. She's ALWAYS up here in the VC! She looks like crap in person. Very OLD looking!

Posted at 7:31PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Beth

29. well...she certainly isn't looking out for anyone other than herself....look at this picture i took on sat...

http://flickr.com/photos/hiland/561085075/

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Hiland

30. to #26 - Hiland,

It figures doesn't it? Self important, delsional and bad parker. Probably because she's senile, has shunk and can't see over the dash any more.

Posted at 7:38PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Merz

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