Celebrity Justice
Hilton -- Free on Tuesday

Paris HiltonParis Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore announced today. Gentlemen, start your engines!

Authorities would not reveal what time the heiress/convict will be released -- much to the dismay of every paparazzi agency in town. When asked about the media circus surrounding Hilton's upcoming release, Whitmore said, "We anticipate the exit will be covered the same as the entrance."

Hilton began her stay in the slammer on June 3.




Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton

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226. They will probably transport her to Twin Towers this weekend and then release her from there.

No way in hell is she going to drive home from Lynwood, which is in South-Central LA, at midnight!

Posted at 10:30PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Karen

227.
With Larry King having to read the questions and Paris needing to remember her replys I'm not sure I have the attention span to watch.

Posted at 4:36AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Frank

228.
#263
lol Karen I was worried about the pirate thinking he was going to pillage Lynwood!

Posted at 4:40AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Frank

229.
ok note to self. Saturday nights at TMZ is fanatic freak night!

Posted at 4:43AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Jesus would get a job!

230. No one changes in 23 days, it takes years of steady desire for someone to change their core being. Paris has A.D.D.

Posted at 4:52AM on Jun 24th 2007 by TossN2

231. TMZ.............PLAN AHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUESDAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOUR CAMERAS , VIDEOS , HIGH SPEED CARS , AND HELICOPTERS READY......

BECAUSE PARIS HILTON WILL BE SNEAKY GETTINGOUT OF JAIL .

THEY ALREADY HAVE A PLAN FOR IT ................

DECOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE PERSON WILL BE DRESSED UP LIKE PARIS IN ONES.U.V

AND PARIS WILL BE DRESSED UP DIFFERENTLY WHERE YOU DONT NOTICEDHER ,

SHE WILL BE IN ANOTHER S.U.V GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION..............

USE YOUR THINKING CAP. OR SHE WILL BE IN A HELICOPTER

GOING HOME THAT WAY REMEMBER HER PARENTS HAS AN

LARGE ENOUGH YARD TODROP HER OFF THERE OR ANYWHERE IN L.A.

IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER TO DROPHER OFF IN A HELICOPTER THAN DRIVING

S.U.V ............

THIS WAY YOUDON'T HAVE CARS FOLLOWING YOU .

( LIKE A BUNCH OF STALKERS ) .

PRETTY GOOD PLAN I THOUGHT OF HUH ?????? LOL

YOU ALREADY HAVE TO BE 100 STEPS AHEAD OF EVERYONE OR ELSE ,

THE PLAN WILL NEVER WORK .......LOL

"PERSON WITH A PLAN "

Posted at 9:26AM on Jun 24th 2007 by HELICOPTER COULD GET PARIS TO HER PARENTS HOME FASTER , SINCE THERE YARD IS BIG ENOUGH TO LAND.

232. PARIS PUTS HERSELF OUT THERE AS FODDER FOR COMEDIANS.

She is a media/paperazzi sponge. She likes negative attention. Her CHOICES OF BEHAVIOR puts her out in public to be viewed the way she is. She decides through her actions how she will be portrayed in the media.

If you pull up your skirt in a drunken stupor in front of cameras, you will be viewed a certain way.

She may have a secret good side but chooses to air the following/No one forces her to act dumb and uneducated, it is her choice.

She chooses to be portrayed as:
Not gainfully employed/not responsible/not concerned w/ others less fortunate or even regular people/crude/rude/uneducated/and highly exposed to alcohol and related lifestyle choices/

Posted at 7:12PM on Jun 24th 2007 by lulu

233. Hmmm, i am wondering how long she has to stay ... I have to adjust my counter again and again! Currently Paris has 1862456 seconds left at www.simplejaillife.com

Posted at 4:43AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Matthew

234. what happened to spending her full sentence???? Either I can't count or she is getting special treatment again.

Posted at 10:31AM on Jun 25th 2007 by kymomofboys

235. I think that everyone should stop their judging of Ms. Hilton, because
to be completely honest, we all have shown our butts at some point in our lives
and no one has the right.Just please leave the girl alone.Who knows,
she very well may have learned her lesson. In any case this is a very personal
matter between she and her parents and God.As I said, it's reallynone of our business.If any one is at all interested indoing the right thing at all, just wish
her well and leave her alone. I know that these days, doing the right thing is'nt
too popular, but it's the best way to go.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Linda Heidari

236. Lord she should be locked up forever in the mental ward

Posted at 11:57PM on Jun 25th 2007 by stupid blone chick

237. Whore

Posted at 9:53PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Babbs

238. 158. But to all you guys out there who call Paris a skank and a whore, if she were lay naked in front of you, would you screw her, even with the potential std's? Just interested

Posted at 12:36AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by cat amongst pigeon


No. And even though I'm female it's still no.

And no I wouldn't want to BE her either. I don't hate her because of her money, I hate her because she has all the oppertunities in the world and pisses them away drinking, partying, and drunk driving. If I did HAVE her money, I'd pay student loans because I did something Paris didn't do: get and education.

Posted at 4:26AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Socket2me

239. everybody that still bitching about paris has to be a 45 year old lump of a woman, with 97 facial moles.......and a school lunch lady uniform on

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 12th 2007 by vex

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