31. Would everyone leave this damned staor the hell aone? Im sick of it.

Posted at 7:31PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Scott

32. what is a staor?

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Ima Bitch

33. Well, what do you think she'll look like when she is released? Roots grown out, weave a tangled mess. DRY, chapped, peeling skin. Her eyes will be brown as she won't be able to put in her contacts after all this time without fresh saline solution. Her nails will be a wreck and don't even think about her toenails. Ewww. Hairy legs and pits. And don't you just know her genital herpes will be full blown after all the stress she's been through. Yeah, I hold off on any interviews or parties for a little while. It's going to take teams of people to get her camera ready.
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Posted at 7:34PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Bystander

34. I just posted, My typing wasnt so good. i said, will everyone leave this damned story alone? Im sick of it. My friend in Los Angeles went to jail for three years for three DUI'S. Paris got off easy as hell. In the state of califonia, three drunk drivings is an automatic three years in prison, How she got off this light is beyond me.

Posted at 7:35PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Scott

35. Bystander - that is soooo funny!!! How true, how true!!!

Posted at 7:36PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Ima Bitch

36. Scott (#37) Star? WTF do you get that idea? She is just a rich whore that is so full of herself that it's overflowed into celebrity-DUMB! She rich (DADDY'S MONEY!), she pretty (according to some), but there is NO WAY she is a STAR in the true sense of the word. She's not famous for acting, unless you account for her acting like a dumbass & tramp!

Oh, well, I still have the weekend to sing...PARIS IN JAIL! PARIS IN JAIL! PARIS IN JAIL!

**Know what? That little jingle works for all those stupid, skanky hos! LOL!

Posted at 7:38PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by glynne64

37. Scott (#37 & 40), I honestly thought you meant to use the word star. It was the closest word to your typo. Sorry if I offend. I guess we are on the same page.

Posted at 7:41PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by glynne64

38. ANGELINA JOLIE HAS A HEROIN ADDICTION!!

Posted at 7:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Di

39. Hey............. #1................. If you didnt care about her then you would'nt be reading about her and if you seriously did not care about her then you definately would not have posted a comment.... Face it you obviuosly interested in her life! The oposite of caring is indifference, not hate!

Posted at 7:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by jenashbri

40. geewhiz too bad i'll be missing out on that fun cuz i'll be on my sweet sweet vacation baby! woo! HA, i'm sure i'll see plenty of it STILL when i get back home in 2wks ehhhhhh.

i doubt she will be a changed woman! hope so but doubt it. hollywood/La life is too seducing

Posted at 7:43PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by pinacolada

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Posted at 7:45PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Go to Mars Paris

42. Once Paris gets her hair tuned up and some tan sprayed on
she is gonna be so hot, she is gonna take Brad away from Angie
(but he'll leave the kids)

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Ra

43. Oh Goody! does that mean we won't have to hear about the boring, beyond simple life of this retard anymore?? I think she should take a nice trip when she gets out.. maybe the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe she can take a few useless people with her Brittany, Asslee, Jessica, Nicole.. oh never mind there ain't a plane big enough!

Posted at 7:56PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Iheartretards

44. I thought that the Judge sentenced her to doing the full 45 days since the Sheriff had let her out early? I think that she should have to do the whole 45 days since she was in medical and not in the regular cell block. This really sucks!

Posted at 7:56PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Andrea

45. Hey PEDRO...you left out "THANK" in your post! If you're going to quote Dr. King at least get it right!

Posted at 7:58PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by justafu