Britney Needs a Few Good Men

Miss Spears is at it again!

No she hasn't forgotten her panties, nor carried her baby on her lap while driving, nor almost dropped him, shaved her head, checked into rehab, checked out, checked in, married a backup dancer, divorced a backup dancer, made a crappy reality show, teamed up with grandMadonna, nor posed topless with a flower. What she is doing is attempting to "perform" again, this time at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, and she's looking for some backup boys!
Britney Spears
The gumchewing lipsyncher had an email sent to dancers last week, announcing that she'll be performing at the Greek Theatre on June 30 for a one-night deal, and had, er, openings for two male dancers.

Perhaps this time she'll perform for longer than 12 minutes.

Tags: auditions, Britney Spears, BritneySpears, dancers, greek theatre, GreekTheatre, lipsynching, male dancers, MaleDancers, performance

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1. Oh, I just can't wait.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Puh der Baer

2. Man she has sank low. One nighters.....

Posted at 12:46PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by C Ya

3. Who in their right mind wants to work for sleaze Britney? ...Perhaps more of Kev's type?

Posted at 12:47PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Nor

4. give up already and try being a mother for once.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by not a fan

5. I bet she does have OPENINGS for 2 male dancers!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Misty

6. What the hell is going on in side her pea brain Y'all?

Posted at 12:53PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by SlappDaddy

7. I love you TMZ, you just keep me laughing with your blogs, especially the ones on the Brit-Twit! Keep em coming.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Yo Mama

8. Brit should just realize that it's over. Her teeny bop songs are passé and so is she. Move on to something else. And for Pete's sake, put some clothes on.

Posted at 1:04PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Jane Doe

9. WELL, TR KNIGHT THERE IS A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU UNTIL GREY'S STARTS FILMING AGAIN. BACK UP DANCER FOR BRITNEY SPEARS SINCE YOU ARE, WELL, GAY!

MOST MALEDANCERS, MINUS KEVIN FEDERLINE, ARE GAY !

GO GET YOUR JOB GIRLFRIEND!

Posted at 12:57PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by A JOB

10. At this point, even IF she could give a good performance, I really could care less.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Paladin

11. It's funny reading all of this, b/c you know she's coming back and is going to be better than ever, and ya'll are just gonna bash her more because your mad she's making it again - no one here is a saint, i wish her well.... ok, have to go take my meds now with a bottle of vodka

Posted at 1:05PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Michellaneous

12. i kinda feel bad for her, she is so stupid and she doesn't even realize it, maybe one day she'll figure it all out.

but how did she go from an a list celeb to a d list celeb so fast?

Posted at 1:10PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by binky

13. i kinda feel sorry for her, she is so stupid yet she doesn't realize it.

how did she go from being an a list celeb, to a d list one so fast?

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by binky

14. Um....SHE CANT BE PERFORMING ON JUNE 30th AT THE GREEK....THE TRUE COLORS TOUR IS BOOKED THAT NIGHT.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by mike

15. She needs to give it up, it's OVER. Justin and Christina have far surpassed her in class and talent, she will never be able to catch up. Plus, she's nuts.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by KB

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