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Britney Needs a Few Good Men

Posted Jun 22nd 2007 12:05PM by TMZ Staff

Miss Spears is at it again!

No she hasn't forgotten her panties, nor carried her baby on her lap while driving, nor almost dropped him, shaved her head, checked into rehab, checked out, checked in, married a backup dancer, divorced a backup dancer, made a crappy reality show, teamed up with grandMadonna, nor posed topless with a flower. What she is doing is attempting to "perform" again, this time at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, and she's looking for some backup boys!
Britney Spears
The gumchewing lipsyncher had an email sent to dancers last week, announcing that she'll be performing at the Greek Theatre on June 30 for a one-night deal, and had, er, openings for two male dancers.

Perhaps this time she'll perform for longer than 12 minutes.

Tags: auditions, Britney Spears, BritneySpears, dancers, greek theatre, GreekTheatre, lipsynching, male dancers, MaleDancers, performance

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16. iam sure she does, shes a pop tart, and a dumb ass, shes a fake, and she bald, its creepy. she never stops, deeper and deeper, train reck

Posted at 1:20PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by pattie

17. Gee TMZ can't you keep up. Even the HuffPo has a better Brittany story than you. Her pending restraining order against her mother.

Posted at 1:28PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Greyhawk

18. who gets a restraining order against their own mom? this woman is a screwed up mess, i have never seen a more messed up celeb, she makes michael jackson look sane.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by binky

19. I loathe those hats of hers that she wears...they look so stupid on her....she was trying to establish her nitch trend setting her hat...but man NO TASTE AT ALL... She looks like Sinatra meets Heidi's grandfather!!

Get over that ugly hat style Britney!

Posted at 1:47PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Sharon Chicago

20. BRITNEY needs to give up trying to make a come-back, and she needs tod get together with WHITNEY and get lessons on how to deal with being a "fallen star", "has-been", "no longer relevant", etc. etc. ............................altho' , at least WHITNEY had talent to begin with................








































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Posted at 1:56PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Oh puuuleease!!

21. does anyone really know if this computer generated has been can actually sing? None of her songs sound like it's an actual person singing. They ought to speed up her lip sync tape like a chipmunk and it would be infinitely more entertaining than she is.

Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by sjn

22. good news all

christina is to recieve her star on the walk of fame ! she truly deseves it

http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?t=584486

if you need a gooood laugh for the day
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZsSPAtcoZY

Posted at 2:12PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by anonymous

23. Oh puuuleease stop with the long page its stupid

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by LLohan is a loser

24. I don't know how many of ya'all Were all so mature and put together at her age..with 2 kids and fame and ppl up her butt (good or bad!!LOL) 24/7..But..She will get outta this..
IMO....she never had a chance to let the perverble HAIR down and just let loose, be her own person...shes been in showbiz ALL her life...and Now shes just wingin' it....Shes still so young...I wish her well, woish she'd wear more clothes if only for her kids..I mean she has 2 young Boys...what will they think when they grow up?..& would she want them hangin' aroung woman dresses & acting the same way/...
She neds to ask her self some querstions, and then give herself some really HONEST answrers...
She doesn't REALLY NEED to do all this , that she does for attention..too bad she feels like she does...
Peace to you Brit!
I hope you find yourself and your dreams all come true...

Posted at 2:59PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by OMG

25. thank you 24

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by pattie

26. Why must you rag on her for almost dropping her kid? There are very few moms out there that haven't almost dropped their child. She took a stumble, but didn't drop him. That's more than some moms can say. Kids are squirmy!

Posted at 5:52PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by charlene

27. Its sad. She just doesn't get it. She needs rehab or an intervention really, really bad again. She is obviously bipolar. She's back into the extensions that wrecked her hair. She has fried it with bleach again. She wears wacky stained clothes when she could afford to be dressed by a stylist every day in the best clothing any designer could provide. She shows her 'stuff' like we are all dying to see it. She ignores her kids unless KFed threatens her. She goes clubbing (you aren't supposed to do that when you've been to rehab and are fighting for your kids!) She smokes like a chimney and her come-back tour is nothing at all but a bunch of crappy dancers in stained clothes with her lip synching her old songs for ten minutes. We are all watching her spiraling down even more and more each day. She is a very sick woman/child. She should not have those kids. Neither should Federline. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. Who wants to watch? Not me. She is sick. She even looks dirty. Her time is done. I would not buy anything she came out with.

Posted at 6:09PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by susan

28. She need s a few good men like she needs a hole in her head.

Her undies in the recent photos are worn out with lose elastic, and dirty, dingy looking.

Posted at 6:16PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Nope, She needs a few good underwears

29. She needs a complete new re-invention of herself in order to draw in the $$$$$



Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Showing-off her fat reserves won't cut it

30. How sad that no one can or will help her.

Her life as she used to be is OVER,

RIP

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by If she gets no help soon, the bad news will come

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